Posted by The Captain on May 24, 2000 at 15:53:20:
In Reply to: Ever wonder what Bon Chance Louie's real name was? posted by Tali Urulu III on May 24, 2000 at 00:36:12:
Ever wonder what happened to Elvis?
(And answer the question: Does the CAPTAIN actually fire his broom handle Mauser or just ride it?)
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Turrah Lura Lura III,
A fairly comprehensive treatment of a broad range of subject matter which I will take great pains to analyze when I take leave.
In addition to failing to resolve Elvis' whereabouts, I note you have omitted John Frum and his worshippers completely.
One of my Coast Watchers in Australia has touched on Frum (though he seems to have trouble spelling is undistinguished first name) at:
http://www.altnews.com.au/cargocult/jonfrum/jfhp.htm
My proa needs attention right now, but really you must mind the cargoculters if you are to give this proper treatment.
I will have further comments later. McHale would make a Seville Row suit look like a potato bag.
Out.
THE CAPTAIN