Posted by The Captain on September 06, 2000 at 19:21:10:
In Reply to: MAY DAY, MAY DAY, PAN, PAN, S.O.S, SQUAWK 7700!!!!!!!!! posted by G.GOOSE on September 06, 2000 at 16:23:55:
: MODELER IN DISTRESS!!!!!NEED HELP FINDING GRUMMAN GOOSE PLASTIC KIT!!!!!! HELP!!MODELER IN DISTRESS!!!! NEED HELP FINDING GRUMMAN GOOSE PLASTIC KIT!!!! HELP!!MODELER IN DISTRESS!!!! NEED HELP FINDING GRUMMAN GOOSE PLASTIC KIT!!!!HELP!!!!
...believe you have violated at least three federal laws... and Mayday (M'aidez)for future reference is not compatible with Pan-Pan. SOS is not considered au current and I assume the rest of that gibberish is something in low aviationese.
Kindly identify yourself, your heading, your current means of transportation, and whether you wish to pay for assistance with MastercardŽ or VisaŽ.
The best I can do is tell you wear to buy Hawaiian shirts with Grumman gooses on them.
THE CAPTAIN