Posted by G.GOOSE on October 01, 2000 at 05:59:28:
Answer these questions three, and to the BEER I will lead ye!
1) How many beers did Corky drink, in all combined episodes of TOTGM?
2) How many times did Corky repair the Goose, in all combined episodes of TOTGM?
3) How many times was Corky drunk while he repaired the Goose, in all combined episodes of TOTGM?
If by now you've figured out that you're gonna have to see those episodes again, to answer these questions three, then may I suggest writing to the powers that be to put it back on t.v!!!
(I would have said to put it on video instead, but video doesn't rhyme with the word "be". TOTGM in a video series would be the optimum choice though.)
Ok, OK, OK. YEAH, YEAH I KNOW. I'M DRUNK AS A "CORKY"..UH.. I MEAN SKUNK RIGHT NOW, BUT MONKEY BEER (GOLD LABEL) DOES THAT TO A PERSON THIS TIME OF THE MORNING!
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!!!!