Posted by The Captain on October 07, 2000 at 17:58:23:
In Reply to: Re: WHO GAVE YOU A WEDGY? posted by Kathy on October 07, 2000 at 16:44:34:
...because he's hard of thinking.
He grew up small, was always picked last for teams, did not do well in typing class (never understood the significance of "Caps lock", has always had trouble remembering to lower landing gear, and has had to turn up the volume to be noticed in a room of two people. He is sort of like the Great Oz behind the curtain.
He's really quite nice if you get to know him (only thick).
I, for one, don't plan to get to know him.
THE CAPTAIN