Session Start: Tue Feb 04 22:18:46 1997
*** Now talking in #TOTGM
<GMonkey> Hello!
<BabyRain> Hi!
*** BabyRain sets mode: +o GMonkey
<BabyRain> think up  a password
<GMonkey> Why?
<BabyRain> we're going to register your nick
<GMonkey> Ooooo!
<BabyRain> Got one?
<GMonkey> Well, how about monkey?
<BabyRain> You don't have to tell me (and the llog-readers!) :)
<GMonkey> Now you tell me!!! :)
<GMonkey> Don't worry, I'll edit. :)
<BabyRain> Once you've got one, type /msg nickserv register 
<password>
<BabyRain> Take out <password> and insert your password
<BabyRain> brb - going to get smelly candle
<GMonkey> Oooo!  change will become permanent at next database 
sync in 5 minute (s)
<GMonkey> And I didn't use monkey!
<BabyRain> Cool, n'est-ce pas? :)
<GMonkey> Neato!
<BabyRain> brb getting candle
<GMonkey> No more little smutboy stealing my nick!
<GMonkey> brb
<BabyRain> need fire
<GMonkey> Would you like me to torch your place? :)
-> [BabyRain] PING
<BabyRain> no
* GMonkey pouts
<BabyRain> Okay.  All set now. :)
<BabyRain> I see the ping is good.
<GMonkey> So, you hated the response from the Disney Channel?
<BabyRain> I think my keyboard is working much better now.
<GMonkey> Yep, we always get good ping. :)
<BabyRain> Disney twits!  
<GMonkey> WEENIES!!!
<BabyRain> well, I think my mind is made up as to which themem 
park *I* am going to.
<BabyRain> No mouse ears for this chick.
<GMonkey> I'm gonna spend the rest of my life making Gold 
Monkey tapes!!
<GMonkey> No relief in sight!!
<BabyRain> Well, maybe it's a good thing you don't have a man 
in your life.  At least he wouldn't be feeling neglected. :)
<GMonkey> Does Doug feel neglected?
<BabyRain> Doug?
<BabyRain> Oh, him.
<GMonkey> You know, the Furry Chested guy. :)
<BabyRain> Right now he's feeling like an FC with the F-L-U.
<BabyRain> Poor guy.
<BabyRain> But he brought me pop before he went to bed. :)
<GMonkey> At least he has Pepsi to keep him company.
<BabyRain> Yup.  She's right there beside him.
<GMonkey> Aw, whatta sweetie.
<GMonkey> I've decided that I have to buy a better chair.
<BabyRain> Fifty lbs of furry support. :)
<GMonkey> My back is killing me in this thing.
<BabyRain> The dog, not the chair. :)
<GMonkey> Dang!  I was hoping I could sit on Pepsi. :)
<BabyRain> Why don't you wait til you move?
<BabyRain> Come April, she'll probably try to ssit on you. :)
<GMonkey> I guess I should, but this is really annoying.
* GMonkey is trying to stretch her back muscles
* BabyRain tries to teleport a new chair to MonkeyWoman
<BabyRain> It's not working. :(
<GMonkey> I noticed. :(
<BabyRain> So LaLa can't make it today?
<GMonkey> Nope.  Gotta pay her gas bill.
<GMonkey> Would you believe she'd rather have heat?
<BabyRain> Chat with the Monkiacs, or freeze ...  Where are 
this woman's priorities??? :)
<BabyRain> Get off my wavelength, Pat. :)
<GMonkey> I could have torched her place too! :)
<GMonkey> I was on it first, Karen! :)
<BabyRain> Do you think anyone else is going to come?
<GMonkey> I hope so.
<BabyRain> Who's on first?
<GMonkey> It's no good if Jeff and SC aren't here.
<BabyRain> I'm afraid that if SC showed up, I simply couldn't 
face him.
<GMonkey> You don't have to face him.  You're not video 
conferencing. :)
<BabyRain> You know what I mean.
* GMonkey is now trying to type with her keyboard on her lap 
and her legs propped up on her desk.
<GMonkey> Have to move the chair again.
<GMonkey> What a pain, literally
<BabyRain> Well, I finished listening to EYE CONTACT.
<GMonkey> How'd ya like it as a whole?
<BabyRain> The climax was far too pat, the pacing was off, the 
denouement was too long, but other than that, it was okay.
<GMonkey> My, what a glowing review. :)
<BabyRain> I just hope he doesn't try to give me writing tips 
any time soon. :)
<BabyRain> Maybe the book was better.
<GMonkey> As if he even talks to us anymore!
<GMonkey> I'll try to find you a copy and bring it up in April.
<BabyRain> It was just so easy.  Not complex at all.  "Oh, 
well, the guy forged the notorization on the policy, and, 
oh, by the way, did the widow lose a bracelet?"  The whole 
thing was wrapped up in 23 seconds.
<BabyRain> Then the denouement went on for-ev-er.
<GMonkey> I'm still trying to get comfy.
<BabyRain> I liked what he tried to do, but I think he actually 
needed to be a woman in order to do it.
<BabyRain> I'd like to rewrite it.
<BabyRain> Then mail it to him. :)
<GMonkey> Do you really think a sex change operation would have 
helped?
<BabyRain> I don't think Faye would have liked that.
<GMonkey> Neither would I! :)
<BabyRain> Let's face it -- men do not understand how women 
work.
<BabyRain> They don't know how we think, or what we feel.
<BabyRain> They don't know what we want.
<GMonkey> Actually, have you ever read "She's Come Undone" by 
Wally Lamb?
<GMonkey> It's fantastic!
<BabyRain> Yes, there are women sex addicts out there, but ...
<BabyRain> No, I haven't.
<GMonkey> Not only is it amazing that he writes his female 
protagonist so convincingly...
<GMonkey> but it was his first novel.
<GMonkey> He's a teacher in Connecticut.
<BabyRain> Really.  I'll have to go look that one up.
<GMonkey> He was the first author we had at the bookstore I 
worked at in Rhode Island.
<GMonkey> Oprah Winfrey just chose his book as her book club 
selection.
<BabyRain> You only carried one author at a time?
<GMonkey> For an book signing, smart aleck! :)
* BabyRain smacks herself in the head.
<GMonkey> It's now no. 1 on the best seller list.
<BabyRain> Go, Oprah. :)
* BabyRain wishes she had a book for Oprah to endorse.
<GMonkey> If you've ever worked in bookselling, you know about 
"The Oprah Factor".
<GMonkey> Anytime a run on a particular book occurred, you knew 
that author had just appeared on "Oprah".
<BabyRain> Which of these names do you find most appealing:  
Colin, James, Iain, Angus, or Duncan?
<GMonkey> Hmmm...Duncan McLean has a nice ring to it.  Sounds 
like Duncan MacLeod from "Highlander".
<BabyRain> Thank you.  Duncan it shall be.
<GMonkey> And if you name the kid Colin, you know who may think 
you named your kid after him.
<BabyRain> Oh, please. :)
<BabyRain> Colin Stephens? :)
<GMonkey> Colin Stephen MacLean.  Whatcha think? :)
<GMonkey> Or better yet, Stephen Collins McLean.
<GMonkey> Stevenson McLean!! :)
<BabyRain> I think Doug's brother Stephen would be flattered, 
as would the guy I used to babysit in high school (Colin 
McLeod).
<GMonkey> I've always loved M*A*S*H.
<BabyRain> Actually, didn't McLean Stevenson die not that long 
ago?
<GMonkey> Yep.  Think of it as a tribute to "Hello, Larry".
<BabyRain> I actually watched that show.
<GMonkey> So did I.
<GMonkey> And we actually admit it.
<BabyRain> I was a Kim Richards fan because of the "Witch 
Mountain" movies.
<BabyRain> Okay -- what other shows did you watch somewhat 
religiously?
<GMonkey> Especially liked the "Hello, Larry"/"Different 
Strokes" crossovers. :)
<GMonkey> Oh, geez, they're so many.
<BabyRain> I don't remember those.
<GMonkey> I spent the entire 1970s and a significant portion of 
the early-mid '80s glued in front of the boob tube.
<BabyRain> Same here.
<GMonkey> Let's see.  Had to watch all those trashy Aaron 
Spelling shows.
<GMonkey> Not like I liked them much, but ya had to watch them.
<BabyRain> I watched Emergency, CHiPs, Dukes, Battle of the 
Planets, Buck Rogers, Magnum, Knight Rider, Scarecrow, 
MacGyver ...
<GMonkey> Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and my personal favorite, 
Charlie's Angels.
<BabyRain> I liked Charlie's Angels.  I wanted to be Sabrina.  
She was smart.
<GMonkey> Of those shows, I watched Emergency (Randolph 
Mantooth!  YUM!) and Buck Rogers regularly.
<GMonkey> And don't forget Battlestar Galactica.
<GMonkey> I actually had a crush on Dirk Benedict.
<BabyRain> Oh, i also watched Bionic Woman and Six Million 
Dollar Man.
<GMonkey> I'm big enough to admit that.
<BabyRain> Dirk, eh?
<GMonkey> Oh, yes, the bionic duo!
<BabyRain> I didn't really have a serious crush until TOTGM 
came along.
<GMonkey> Hey, Starbuck was the forerunner to Jake.
<GMonkey> Both hotshot pilots, ladies' men, smoked cigars.
<BabyRain> Han Solo was my man. :)
<GMonkey> Yeah, he was a stud too, but you couldn't see him on 
a weekly basis in the comfort of your living room.
<BabyRain> I can now. :)
<GMonkey> Thanks to the wonder of home video!
<BabyRain> YAY!
<GMonkey> Let's see.  I also loved Hill Street Blues and my 
all-time fave, St. Elsewhere.
<BabyRain> I only watched St. Elsewhhere to hear KITT's voice. 
:)
<GMonkey> And yes, after Jake left me, I rebounded into the 
arms of Mark Harmon.
<BabyRain> I think this is where the three year age difference 
comes into play.
<GMonkey> Figuratively speaking that is.
<BabyRain> I am ashamed to say where my heart went next.
<GMonkey> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!  Not that Hasselhoff goof!!
* BabyRain slowly lowers her head and nods.
* GMonkey shakes her head in disbelief and shame
<BabyRain> But then I found Simon LeBon! :)
<GMonkey> Though I listened to their music, I never thought of 
any members of Duran Duran like that.
<BabyRain> No FC, but that was okay.
<BabyRain> Oh, I *wwanted* Simon, madly, desperately.
<GMonkey> After Mark, my attentions turned to Don "Mr. Stubble" 
Johnson.
<BabyRain> When his yacht capsized, I went through agony.
<GMonkey> Poor Babyrain.
<GMonkey> But he's all right now.
<BabyRain> I dressed all in black, painted my face black, and 
sang "Save a Prayer" for twelve hours straight.
* GMonkey begins to seriously question BR's sanity.
<BabyRain> I'm feeling much better now.
<GMonkey> Glad to hear it.
<GMonkey> Well, it's 6:00.  Where is everyone?
<BabyRain> Basically, I was at dad's for the summer and he'd 
been boasting to a friend about how having a teenage 
daughter was no trouble at all. :)
<GMonkey> Maybe I should e-mail Leanne again, since she forgot 
the last time.
<BabyRain> ok
<BabyRain> Email Bill, too.
<GMonkey> Okay.  brb
<GMonkey> Well, just found an email from Leanne.  She won't be 
coming today.
<GMonkey> And she got the exact same email from those Disney 
weenies!
<BabyRain> No Leanne?
<GMonkey> Gee, and this was starting to be a very interesting 
chat.
<GMonkey> No Leanne or Lesley. :(
<BabyRain> Does Bill know we're on DalNet?
<GMonkey> I hope so, but I wonder if he knows how to get on.
<GMonkey> Let me e-mail him.
<BabyRain> ok
<BabyRain> I'll let you. :)
<GMonkey> Unless you'd rather do the honors?
* BabyRain finds herself whistling "Save a Prayer"
<BabyRain> No, you can do it.  You are, after all, the Supremem 
Simian. :)
<BabyRain> Hewy, cool!  Loretta Swit is going to be in Saint 
John in a play.
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<BabyRain> Bill!
<BabyRain> How are you?
<Billprest> Hello, you emaciated little coeds!
<GMonkey> Isn't Monkey Woman good!!
<GMonkey> She just sends an e-mail and PRESTO!  Instant Bill!
<Billprest> Got me a new monitor, yessir.
* BabyRain wishes she looked a little more waif-like
*** GMonkey sets mode: +o Billprest
<BabyRain> Bad pun, Monkey Woman.
<GMonkey> Thanks for getting it, Bill.
<GMonkey> And BTW, the proper quote is "Undernourished American 
coeds".
<GMonkey> And I'm only one of those.
<Billprest> Did I get email?  Lemme check.
<Billprest> Not emaciated?  It's such a cool word.
<GMonkey> Sorry.  Though that would be more Koji-like. :)
<BabyRain> Speaking of food, I have some cold pizza that needs 
me.  I'll be right back.
<Billprest> I don't have any email.
<GMonkey> "That undernourished American coed who sings, if one 
could call it that, at the Monkey Bar?"
<Billprest> You girls talk about snacks and pop a lot.
<GMonkey> It'll probably get there soon.
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<GMonkey> Food and sex.
<Billprest> Patricia - I think you have it correct.
<GMonkey> Hey, Leanne!!!
<Volterra> Hi all. So I lied.
<Billprest> Leanne!
<GMonkey> Witch!!! :)
*** GMonkey sets mode: +o Volterra
<Billprest> Howdy from Colorowdy!
<Volterra> "Food and sex" that was great to come in on
<GMonkey> I know you only came because I told you that Karen 
and I were talking about the men we loved before. :)
<GMonkey> Besides Jake, of course.
<Volterra> on tv show?
<GMonkey> Or movies.
<GMonkey> My list includes Randolph Mantooth, Dirk Benedict, 
Mark Harmon, Don Johnson and that really cute pilot.
<Volterra> who is Randolph Mantooth?
<BabyRain> Don Johnson?  Ick.
<GMonkey> Karen actually admitted that after Jake she fell for 
David Hasselhoff!!
<BabyRain> That's still not as bad as DJ.  Ick.
<GMonkey> You're probably too young to remember Emergency.
<GMonkey> But Miami Vice was really cool its first season.
<GMonkey> Then it became a joke and so did DJ.
<Volterra> hmm ... then my list would have to be John 
Schneider, Oliver Tobias, Dirk Benedict, Don Johnson (yes, 
me too) and that really cute pilot
<BabyRain> What about you. Bill?
<Volterra> I don't think we got Emergency where I lived in 
Australia
<GMonkey> Oliver Tobias?  The name sounds familiar.  Who's he?
<Volterra> oh and Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones
<GMonkey> Well, Harrison Ford as Indy and/or Han Solo.
<GMonkey> And my undying lust for Mel Gibson. :)
<Billprest> Which guys did I drool over.  None, actually.
<Volterra> He's British, in his 50's now, I guess ... he was in 
"Arthur King of the Britons" and his big claim to fame in 
movies, I think was "The Stud" or something, I haven't seen 
it.
<Volterra> Bill: Gals, Bill, gals.
<Billprest> Mel is one versatile actor.  We at Presto want to 
see him in a remake of Casablanca.
<GMonkey> Ah yes, that tripe with Joan Collins.
<GMonkey> Feel free to mention any ladies you "admire", Bill. 
:)
<Volterra> I read the book thought. (which was tripey)
<GMonkey> Really, Bill, I'd like to know your taste in women.
<BabyRain> Mellllllllll ...
<Volterra> who is not BR's list?
<Volterra> not=on
<BabyRain> ?
<GMonkey> And now I can't stop thinking of that horrible 
Casablanca TV series from 1983 starring (ack!) David Soul!!
<Volterra> I saw David Soul in "Blood Brothers" -- he was the 
narrator
<BabyRain> Mel, the hunky pilot, Simon LeBon, Richard Dean 
Anderson, Bruce Boxleitner, Harrison Ford
<Volterra> no wait, scratch that. I saw his understudy
<BabyRain> and more
<Volterra> BR: you're a Duranie? I thought we were only 
counting tv and movies?
<GMonkey> Any man you had a crush on.
<GMonkey> I now have to add Fred Lynn to the list.
<Volterra> and you *dared* to like Bruce after his series 
replaced TotGM?
<BabyRain> I'm a Duranie.  My first long work of fiction was a 
400 page novel about Duran Duran and an orphan by the name 
of Kelsie Richmond.
<GMonkey> Go ahead, girls.  Ask me who Fred Lynn is.
<Volterra> well, it did in Australia
<Volterra> who is Fred Lynn
<BabyRain> I know that name, but ...
<GMonkey> He was the center fielder for the Boston Red Sox.
<GMonkey> It was 1975 and he was rookie of the year.
<Volterra> oh and I have to add Edward Fox, John Taylor ...
<BabyRain> Right.
<GMonkey> That year the Sox almost won the World Series.
<Volterra> hmm, I bet Hubby Dan would know that.
<GMonkey> Go ask him, Volterra.
<Billprest> Fred Lynn and Jim Rice were a terrific 1-2 punch 
for the Sox.
* BabyRain used to be a Blue Jays fan.
<GMonkey> If only Rice were healthy for the Series, the Sox 
would have won!!!
* GMonkey is still too emotional to discuss the Red Sox
<Volterra> BR: No way! You too! My first long work of fiction 
(not nearly as long as yours) was a novel about Duran Duran, 
me, my school and a major hijacking :)
* Volterra is glad she came to the chat :)
<Billprest> Rice kinda disappeared from pro ball, didn't he.
* GMonkey is glad Volterra came too
<GMonkey> He was batting coach for the Sox.  He still may be.
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<GMonkey> Lynn's the one who disappeared.
<Billprest> Speaking of notable Canadians, the guy from JAG is 
a Canadian.
<GMonkey> I guess Volterra's ISP wasn't glad she came to the 
chat.
<Billprest> No, no.  He played out his career in Anaheim.  Rice 
rode the bench because of a bad attitude, and nobody wanted to 
pay his enormous contract.
<BabyRain> What guy from Jag?
<BabyRain> err JAG
<Billprest> David James Elliott (Lt. Commander Harmon Rab)
<GMonkey> But where's Fred Lynn now?  I have an idea where Rice 
is.
<Billprest> Borned in Toronto.
<GMonkey> Just another Don B. hunk with dimples.
<BabyRain> Never heard of him
<GMonkey> However, this one does not have an FC!!!
<BabyRain> Oh.  Those love-you-and-leave-you types.
<BabyRain> No FC?  Don has clearly LOST HIS MIND!
<GMonkey> Selleck, Bakula and SC all have dimples AND an FC.
<BabyRain> Bakula has an FC?
<GMonkey> First the coat hanger, now this!
<GMonkey> Oh yes.
<BabyRain> Exactly.
<BabyRain> Where's Leanne?
<GMonkey> Probably trying to log back on.
<Billprest> Nobody here at the shop knows where Fred Lynn is.
*** GMonkey changes topic to "To All the Men We Loved Before"
<GMonkey> I'll ask Robert Stack to run a segment on Unsolved 
Mysteries about him.
<BabyRain> May I add to my list?
<GMonkey> Certainly.
<BabyRain> Sting.
<BabyRain> and Leonard Cohen.
<GMonkey> He never really did much for me.
<GMonkey> Leonard Cohen?
<BabyRain> Yeah.
* GMonkey just nods her head to placate Babyrain
<BabyRain> Do you know who LC is?
<GMonkey> Let's see, who else?
<GMonkey> The composer, Leonard Cohen?
<GMonkey> Or is this someone else?
<Billprest> Folksinger dude.
<Billprest> Wore black before it was cool.
<BabyRain> More of a poet/songwriter, but yes.
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<Volterra> argh
<BabyRain> Yeah.  Him.
<GMonkey> As long as you didn't say Bob Dylan. :)
<Volterra> what was the last you saw from me?
<BabyRain> No.  Not Bob. :)
*** GMonkey sets mode: +o Volterra
<BabyRain> Volterra: argh
<GMonkey> You were so happy you came.
<Volterra> before that :P~~~~~~
<Volterra> oh good. :)
<GMonkey> Is your ISP acting futzy, Volterra?
<Volterra> I missed all your responses though ... I guess I go 
read the log later, eh?
<BabyRain> We were discussing Leonard Cohen.
<Volterra> dunno ... the window just closed on me. My ISP 
didn't die at all.
<GMonkey> That's what it's there for.
<Billprest> I can't remember any of Leonard Cohen's stuff.
<Volterra> who is Leonard Cohen?
<BabyRain> Really, Bill?
<Volterra> (I should go on Jeopardy)
<Billprest> Leanne and Patricia on Jeopardy.  An idea whose 
time has come.
<BabyRain> Leonard Cohen is a Canadian singer/songwriter.  Pure 
literary genius.  One of the few men whose minds I want to 
seriously get inside.
<GMonkey> Oh, may I add Doug "Joe Kelly" Sheehan to my list?
<BabyRain> yup
<BabyRain> Can I add Tristan Rogers to mine?
<BabyRain> Poor Bill.  Are you bored?
<Volterra> BR: it may not surprise you to know I've never heard 
of him. Or Doug Sheehan either.
<Volterra> did we get Bill's girlie list?
<BabyRain> You've never heard of Tristan Rogers?
<Volterra> Yes, General Hospital right?
<GMonkey> You didn't get General Hospital down under?
<BabyRain> He's an Aussie! :)
<Volterra> Though I wouldn't know him if I met him. never 
watched GH
<Volterra> the "him" I was referring to was Leonard
<BabyRain> Okay, Bill -- 'fess up. :)
<Billprest> It's hard to relate.
<Volterra> gee Bill, they're just names :)
<GMonkey> BILL!  BILL!  BILL!  BILL!
<BabyRain> Who turns your crank?
<BabyRain> Volterra:  Ever heard "Bird on a Wire"?
<Volterra> the title sounds vaguely familiar
<BabyRain> That's one of LC's.
<GMonkey> The Mel Gibson/Goldie Hawn flick?
<BabyRain> No.  The song the flick was named after.
* GMonkey REALLY loves Mel Gibson
<BabyRain> They play lots of LC in "Pump Up the Volume" with 
Christian Slater.
<Billprest> Back again.  Duty called momentarily.
* Volterra saw "Untamed Heart" with CS .... nice little film.
<BabyRain> Ah.  So your list, Bill? :)
<Billprest> Karen, you being Canadian, have never heard of Ian 
Tyson?
<GMonkey> You don't fool us, Bill!
<BabyRain> I've heard of Ian Tyson.  
<GMonkey> You're just trying to avoid give us your list!
<BabyRain> "Four Strong Winds" etc.
<Billprest> Girls, let me put this simply.  I've been married for 
20 years, I'm madly in love with my wife, she's the woman of 
my dreams and always will be.
<GMonkey> You're wussing out, Bill. :)
<Billprest> Guilty.
<GMonkey> You're loyalty and devotion is duly noted.
<GMonkey> Now, tell us your women! :)
<BabyRain> Um, Bill.  We aren't asking you to commit adultery 
here. :)  Leanne and I are both still newlyweds.  If you want 
to see people madly in love, we're posterchildren.  But ...
<Volterra> and this is in the *past*, remember
* Billprest says "Sheesh" to himself.
* Volterra adds Kiefer Sutherland to her list.
<GMonkey> There must have been actresses you had crushes on 
before you met your wife?
<BabyRain> Kiefer's dad is from Saint John.
<Billprest> I met my wife when I was 21.
<BabyRain> Was that before TV? :)
<GMonkey> Think back to those fun day's known as adolesence.
<Volterra> Bill: that gives you *all* of puberty :)
<Billprest> In the candy aisle at the grocery store where we 
worked.
<BabyRain> That's sweet.
<GMonkey> Egad, BR!
<Volterra> BR: was that an intentional pun?
<BabyRain> Someone's gotta be Lesley sinceshe's not here. :)
<GMonkey> LaLa's going to be upset that she's missing the 
punfest.
<BabyRain> It wasn't intentional,  but hey. :)
<Volterra> The channel waits ....
*** BabyRain changes topic to "MONKEY TIME"
<GMonkey> We're waiting for Bill to fess up.
<BabyRain> What kind of monkey is the gold monkey?
<GMonkey> Brass. :)
<Volterra> Hubby Dan says it isn't a monkey
<BabyRain> hahaha
<BabyRain> What is it, Hubby Dan?
<GMonkey> Hey, did Hubby Dan know Fred Lynn?
<Volterra> Hubby Dan isn't here and I can't remember.
<BabyRain> Well, what good is Hubby Dan, then?
<Volterra> who was Fred Lynn again?
<Volterra> :P~
<GMonkey> Never mind.  He's disappeared anyway.
<Billprest> THANK YOU KAREN!
<Billprest> Rhesus
<Billprest> Spider
<Billprest> A Boston Red Sock
<Volterra> It's not a monkey because it doesn't have a prehensile 
tail ....
<BabyRain> To quote Mr. Presto, Sheesh!
<BabyRain> Rhesus Pesus?
<GMonkey> He could have been sitting on its tail.
<GMonkey> We never got a good look at it from behind.
<BabyRain> Trivia time:  What fish has a prehensile tail used for 
gripping seaweed?
<Volterra> I'll ask Hubby Dan when he gets home and duly forward 
the info
<BabyRain> LALA!!!!!~
<BabyRain> My pun summoned her!
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<GMonkey> She won't be able to stay long.
<Volterra> where???
<Volterra> LaLa!!!!!
*** BabyRain sets mode: +o KidLaLa
<BabyRain> LALA!!!
<GMonkey> Babyain's psychic like that.
<KidLaLa> Howdy.  I think I can be here soon.
* BabyRain has a notify listy. :)
<KidLaLa> But I'm not here now. :(
<GMonkey> Ah.
<Billprest> Lesley!
<BabyRain> Deep.
<Volterra> 'k, LaLa, we'll stop singing
<GMonkey> When do you have to leave permanently?
<GMonkey> Okay, we'll let Billy boy off the hook and move onto 
LaLa.
<GMonkey> LaLa, think about all the men you've had crushes on.
<GMonkey> Make a list for us.
<GMonkey> This is your homework assignment.
<BabyRain> Rank them in order.
<GMonkey> We'll put Jeff at the top of the list for you.
<BabyRain> And note whether or not they have FCs.
<BabyRain> LaLa?
<GMonkey> She's not here now, remember?
<BabyRain> Oh right.  She's not here yet.
<Volterra> guess she's not really here
<BabyRain> Bill!
<GMonkey> Here, but not here.  Seen, but not seen.  Nothing.
<BabyRain> Oh, Bi-illll....
<Volterra> does this mean Bill is back on the hook?
<GMonkey> Hey, Bill, identify that quote!
<GMonkey> Maybe he's with LaLa. :)
<BabyRain> Nope.
<BabyRain> What's thw quote, MW?
<Billprest> I'm sorry.  What?
<GMonkey> Identify the quote, Bill.
<Billprest> I don't know the quote.
<GMonkey> Here but not here.  Seen but not seen.  Nothing.
<Billprest> I'm drawing a blank.
<GMonkey> BR?
<GMonkey> Volterra?
* Billprest draws a blank
<Volterra> nope
<BabyRain> I know it's one of the ones I have.
<GMonkey> Am I the only one who has all the episodes memorized?!
<BabyRain> Don't knoe which one.
<Volterra> it's not Lucien, is it?
<GMonkey> The end of 'Mourning Becomes Matuka'.
<BabyRain> Right.
<GMonkey> I couldn't kill you quickly, sister.  I couldn't even 
kill you lingeringly, because you're already dead.
* Volterra will take MW's word for it.
<BabyRain> I believe her.
<Volterra> ahhh....
* GMonkey has spent too much time making people tapes
* Volterra remembers now
<BabyRain> Tom made that tape for me. :)
<GMonkey> He made me that tape too.
<GMonkey> I wonder if he wrote those lines.
<BabyRain> Probably.
<GMonkey> I'm making tapes for Leanne even as we type.
<Volterra> ooh :)
<GMonkey> Coming to the end of High Stakes Lady.
<BabyRain> I bet Sarah's glad. :)
<GMonkey> Hey, would you gals have taken Jake back after all his 
fling with the German spy?
<BabyRain> I would have been the German spy.
<Volterra> it's not a case of taking Jake *back*. They weren't a 
confirmed item, right?
<GMonkey> But still.  Would you have forgiven him?
<BabyRain> No
<Volterra> I can't forgive him for something he hasn't done
<GMonkey> He did treat Sarah rather shabbily.
<BabyRain> I have learned from experience that unfaithfulness is 
something I cannot forgive.  It's too hard for me to trust 
someone in the first place.
<Volterra> If Jake & Sarah had a commitment thing happening, then 
he would have betrayed that -- but there wasn't, so he didn't.
<Volterra> Well, I'll have to wait and see the ep then.
<GMonkey> It's at the last scene, when Jake makes up with Sarah 
by buying her lunch.
<GMonkey> I have to get the next tape ready.
<GMonkey> You guys can keep talking.
<GMonkey> Don't stop on my account.
<BabyRain> Really? :)
<BabyRain> Why aren't you guys writing notes for the BB? :)
<Volterra> I haven't been to the page for a while, now that you 
mention it ...
<Volterra> have I missed an instalment of fic?
<BabyRain> Maybe. :)
<Billprest> Haven't had much to say.
<BabyRain> But it's lonely there.
<Volterra> BR: how are you enjoying 7th Heaven?
* Volterra will read the page later ...
<BabyRain> I quite like it, although the aged Mr. Colllins was a 
shock to say the least.
<Volterra> he doesn't look aged!
<Volterra> well, not much.
<BabyRain> Yes he does.
<BabyRain> Aged, not age-ed.
<Volterra> well, he looks older, I grant you ...
<BabyRain> I think they should ban close-ups.  His eyes are 
scary.
* Volterra wasn't scared by the eyes ...
<Volterra> why are they scary?
<Billprest> He's aged gracefully.
<Billprest> How old is Stephen Collins, anyhoo?
<GMonkey> He wouldn't like us to tell the world that little fact. 
:)
<BabyRain> They're so ... (he's 49) saggy.
<KidLaLa> Here.
<GMonkey> Babyrain said it, not me.  I will neither confirm nor 
deny. :)
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<Volterra> hi LalA!
<GMonkey> So where's you list, LaLa?
<KidLaLa> Hi!  Where's Bill?
<Volterra> gosh, he looks pretty good for 49!
<KidLaLa> MW, my list?
<BabyRain> I almost typed 59 -- it was a typo
<GMonkey> He just got knocked off.
<GMonkey> The list of all the men you've had crushes on.
<KidLaLa> Didn't know I was supposed to have one ready.
<KidLaLa> It's a long list.
<GMonkey> Just start naming them then.
<KidLaLa> Jeez, you're talking a lot of years of memories...
<GMonkey> Start with the good ones. :)
<KidLaLa> Tom Nardini, Bob Random, Robert Dowdell...
<BabyRain> It's safe to say we can name one for you. :)
<KidLaLa> Ross Martin, Vic Morrow...
<GMonkey> Gee, anyone still alive? :)
<BabyRain> Now, now...
<KidLaLa> The first three still are (to my knowledge).
<Volterra> LaLa: do you think you could stick a short descrip 
beside each name? (just so I don't have go who?)
<KidLaLa> Yikes!  Me try Leanne.
<GMonkey> Remember, we're young whippersnappers. :)
<KidLaLa> Tom N. was in Cowboy in Africa with Chuck Connors.
<Volterra> hey, I didn't know some of MW's and BR's either
<KidLaLa> Bob Random was in Iron Horse with Dale Robertson and 
Gary Collins (oooh, another crush boy).
<KidLaLa> And Robert Dowdell was in Voyage to the Bottom of the 
Sea.
<Volterra> Is it me or do I see a trend here? :)
<KidLaLa> I'll have to wait for the log to see theirs.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, what's the trend?
<Volterra> cowboys :)
<KidLaLa> Who were some of youse guys?
<GMonkey> Oh, you'd be able to identify ours.  We're pretty 
predictable. :)
<KidLaLa> Cowboys are manly men.
<BabyRain> Okay, Tom -- you can enter now. :)
<Volterra> Oliver Tobias, Ed Fox, John Taylor, Kiefer Sutherland 
.... and the rest are in the log :)
<KidLaLa> Know Keifer, the others are unknown to me.
<KidLaLa> Young boys don't appeal to me.  :)
<GMonkey> I had Randolph Mantooth, Dirk Benedict, Mark Harmon, 
Don Johnson and the studly pilot fellow. :)
<GMonkey> There were others, but you can read about them later.
<KidLaLa> I KNEW somehow that DB would be on your list MW.
<Volterra> LaLa: all three are English. Oliver (Arthur King of 
the Brits, The Stud), Fox (DAy of the Jackal), John Taylor (of 
the band Duran Duran)
<KidLaLa> I liked RM too.
<Volterra> and yes of course the pilot was on our list
<GMonkey> As I told BR, Starbuck was the forerunner to Jake. :)
<KidLaLa> Of course, the pilot.  For me, the mechanic.
<Volterra> I liked him better in the A-Team ....
* Volterra adds George Peppard
<KidLaLa> MW, I'll send you my Face A-Team cards.
<BabyRain> I didn't like DB.  Too much of a pretty boy for me.'
<GMonkey> Face didn't do it for me.  Starbuck did. :)
<KidLaLa> BR, me too.  And at the risk of being deliberately 
misinterpreted, he was pretty cocky too. :)
* Volterra preferred pretty-boy Apollo in BG
<Volterra> LOL!
* KidLaLa wonders did no one else like Baltar?
<GMonkey> He was a cool villian, but not beefcake. :)
* BabyRain doesn't really remember Battlestar Gallactica.
<Volterra> was Baltar the traitor? (it's been a long while)
<KidLaLa> Definitely not beefcake.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, yes.
* GMonkey likes beefcake, especially BC with FC
<Volterra> ooh, speaking of villains ... Alan Rickman ... anyone 
else seen "Truly, Madly, Deeply"?
<BabyRain> no
<KidLaLa> I like Alan Rickman.  He's very evil, but fun too.
<GMonkey> Nope, but I liked some of his other work.
<KidLaLa> MW, ditto.
<Volterra> BR: see it -- lovely Brit flick (he wasn't bad, he was 
dead in that one)
<GMonkey> Oh, oh!  I almost forgot Cary Elwes.
<KidLaLa> MW, no way.  Surely you jest.
<GMonkey> He was so good in Lady Jane and the Princess Bride.
<GMonkey> I do not jest!
<Volterra> Rickman was the *sole* saving grace of "Prince of 
Thieves", which was otherwise a cruddy movie.
<KidLaLa> Eeeewwww.
<Volterra> oh yes, Cary Elwes!!
<GMonkey> He doesn't have a FC, but he's still cute.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, *sole*?  What about the gorgeous, wonderful 
Sean Connery?
<BabyRain> SEAN!  YUM!
<GMonkey> I think I liked him at first because he reminded me of 
SC.
<KidLaLa> Sean is definitely num!!
<Volterra> I don't think the last 5 seconds of a movie really 
count.
<KidLaLa> But it helped.  :)
<BabyRain> I had my then-boyfriend wake me up so I could see King 
Richard.
<Volterra> I think I like Cary because of the lines he gets .... 
so I guess I like the writer.
<BabyRain> I fell asleep about three minutes into the movie
<Volterra> LaLa: only if you lasted that long!
* KidLaLa thinks CE looks like a sissy boy.
<GMonkey> I never even bothered to see the flick.
<Volterra> Ed Fox was Prince John in the other much better 
version of Robin Hood with Patrick Bergen
<GMonkey> Kevin Costner as Robin Hood?!  Forget it!!!
<KidLaLa> MW, I hear that!!
<BabyRain> Mel Gibson as Hamlet.  YUM!  
<BabyRain> They mangled the play, but hey.
<KidLaLa> BR, YUCK with a capital Y!
<Volterra> anyone seen Ken Branagh's Hamlet?
<GMonkey> Mel Gibson in the Year of Living Dangerously!!  Double 
YUM!!!
<BabyRain> Oops, sorry La.  I forgot.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, not yet but heard it's great.
<GMonkey> I remembered, but I can't stop my lusting.
<BabyRain> "Hamlet" is my favourite play.
<KidLaLa> BR, not a problem.  Not as bad as singing.  :)
<Volterra> why doens't LaLa like Mel?
* BabyRain is hurt.  LaLa has never heard her singing.
* KidLaLa thinks MG is really gross. Nothing to do with his 
nationality.
<Volterra> "Macbeth" is my favourite.
<BabyRain> That's my second fave.
<Volterra> well, he's American-born :)
<KidLaLa> BR, I didn't mean it that way.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, and younger than me too.  Poo poo.
<KidLaLa> How many kids is he up to now, seven?
<Volterra> "Twelfth Night" is my second favourite
<Volterra> dunno he has lots running around on the farm :)
<KidLaLa> I also really like Danny Aiello but not in a studly 
way.
<GMonkey> If Mel wants some more kids, I'm ready for breeding. ;)
* Volterra is ambivalent about Mel. Although he has a cute grin 
and I liked Mad Max III and the Lethal Weapon flicks
<KidLaLa> MW, you wouldn't stoop that low.
<BabyRain> I don't believe stooping makes one pregnant.
<KidLaLa> Danny Glover made the Lethal Weapon flicks!!!
<GMonkey> Well, I wouldn't want to get pregnant, but the breeding 
part sounds like fun. :)
<Volterra> LOL!
<KidLaLa> BR, you're only encouraging her.  :)
<GMonkey> Now if we could only encourage Mel. :)
<KidLaLa> MW, for you it would be rutting.
<BabyRain> Sorry.  I was listening to "eye Contact" today....
<GMonkey> Now, BR's in a smutty mood. :)
<Volterra> actually LW II and III were pretty mundane
<Volterra> listening to Eye Contact?
<BabyRain> Yeah.
<KidLaLa> My current favorite studmuffin is Michael Dorn.
<BabyRain> Worf.
<KidLaLa> Bless you.
<BabyRain> Fangu.
<GMonkey> With or without makeup, LaLa?
<KidLaLa> Yes, he does.
<KidLaLa> BOTH!!
<GMonkey> KLINGON LOVER!!!!
<KidLaLa> Actually Cardassians and Romulans more so, but yes, 
Klingons too.
<BabyRain> In Xanadu did Kublan Khan a stately pleasure dome 
decree ...
<Volterra> I don't think I've seen Dorn without makeup ... but 
then I can count the times I've him in make up on one hand
<BabyRain> I got "demon lover" stuck in my head..
<KidLaLa> Leanne, he is positively gorgeous.  A really nice 
looking speciman of manhood.
<KidLaLa> As long as your DL isn't stuck in your...
<GMonkey> VOLTERRA!!!!  I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!  YOU DIDN'T 
MENTION DEAN CAIN!
<KidLaLa> LEanne, shame!!
<KidLaLa> I'm gonna tell!   :P
<BabyRain> I'm sorry.  Perhaps I've read too many romance novels 
of late, but with the word "manhood", you can guess what 
immediately springs to mind.
<Volterra> Well .... I guess I was briefly infatuated with Dean 
Cain but he wasn't one of the "biggies" you know?
<KidLaLa> BR, you're going to have to be sequestered.
<Volterra> springs???
<BabyRain> Den Cain is bald.  Icky.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, don't get BR started on THAT subject!
<BabyRain> BOING!
<GMonkey> BOINK!
* BabyRain collapses into hysterical giggles.
<BabyRain> Where?
<GMonkey> Not here, I'm afraid. :(
<KidLaLa> With your DL.
* Volterra is chuckling away
<KidLaLa> That should keep you busy.
<KidLaLa> You ******!
<BabyRain> Hey!  Don't you call me a ******!
<KidLaLa> You called yourself a ****** first.  I'm only repeating 
what you said. :)
<GMonkey> But Doug did! :)
* BabyRain actually *is* a ******, but hey.
<BabyRain> Well, he should know. :)
* Volterra can't get letters to fit the 3 of asterisks into a 
sensib;e word
<GMonkey> Poor guy.  No wonder he's sick in bed.  Had no strength 
left to fight the flu. :)
<Volterra> 3 = #
<KidLaLa> The word from Saturday's log which was replaced with 
******.
<Volterra> s'ok, BR msged me
<BabyRain> I just told her what it was.
<KidLaLa> Do we know if Bill is coming back?
<GMonkey> He probably is having a difficult time get back on AOL.
<BabyRain> I think he might be frightened.  After all, there is a 
****** running around. :)
<GMonkey> Most men would love that.
<KidLaLa> Good point BR.
<BabyRain> Yeah, so where's Tom? :)
<KidLaLa> Did Barbie ever show?
<GMonkey> Especially a certain actor/author/studmuffin. ;)
<BabyRain> Hey. he wrote a book! :)
<KidLaLa> Can he still be a studmuffin at his age?
<Volterra> most definitely!
<GMonkey> Well, ex-studmuffin.
<BabyRain> Ummm ... I'd say sourdough.
<KidLaLa> BR, he doesn't have what it takes to be a sourdough.
* BabyRain is determined to get email one way or another.
<GMonkey> Like he reads the logs.
<Volterra> BR; the really good sourdough you can only get in SF 
or run-of-the-mill sourdough
<BabyRain> HEY STEPHEN!!!!  
<KidLaLa> Probably juat looks at the pictures.  :)
* BabyRain jumps up and down.
<KidLaLa> juat = just
<BabyRain> Hey, LaLa, did I send you my pic?
<BabyRain> Volterra?
<KidLaLa> Nyet.
<Volterra> yes BR?
<KidLaLa> Do it now.
<BabyRain> Do you want my pic?
<BabyRain> La, email or dcc?
<KidLaLa> E-mail please
<BabyRain> ok
<BabyRain> Volterra?
<Volterra> I've seen your pic on the website -- or is ths another 
one?
<BabyRain> Um, sorta.
* BabyRain grins evilly
<KidLaLa> Lesley should have her own home page done in a few more 
weeks.
<Volterra> sorta?
<BabyRain> Cool!
<Volterra> ok -- email it to me :)
<Volterra> great! we'll all have webpages!
<KidLaLa> Yippee, yahoo.
<GMonkey> We are such technobabes!
<KidLaLa> Web goddesses.
* KidLaLa is not a babe.
<GMonkey> Don't sell yourself short, LaLa. :)
<KidLaLa> Did you ever get a baby picture from Leanne and/or 
Bill, MW?
<BabyRain> Volterra, email address?
<GMonkey> Nope.
<GMonkey> Or from me either.
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<KidLaLa> Hiya, Bill!
<Billprest> Hello again.
<KidLaLa> Missed you.
<Billprest> AOL booted me, then Dalnet wouldn't let me back on.  
The nice folks in Charlotte finally did.
<Billprest> Yeah, missed you guys too.  Didn't miss the 
unmerciful grilling.
<Volterra> :)
<Billprest> Lesley - howdy!
<KidLaLa> BR, got the pic. How WONDERFUL for you!!!
<KidLaLa> Bill, howdy back at cha.
<BabyRain> Do you like it, LaLa?
<KidLaLa> Me love it!!
<KidLaLa> And I'm SO happy for you.
<BabyRain> Amazing what moving a few pixels will do. :)
<Billprest> Where's the Monkey Empress?
<KidLaLa> Speaking of her, MW, have you watched the stag movie 
you bought yet?
<BabyRain> Stag movie?
<BabyRain> You tramp, MW.
<KidLaLa> MW bought a stag movie today.
<Volterra> stag movie?
<KidLaLa> I'm sure Bill is shocked.
<KidLaLa> Stag movie = dirty movie
<GMonkey> I BOUGHT BAMBI!!!
* Volterra wants to know what one is
* BabyRain can't wait to hear *this*.
<KidLaLa> Is that Bambi does Boston?
<BabyRain> ROTFLMAO
<GMonkey> Uh, let me check.
<KidLaLa> Careful, BR, you need that.
<Volterra> who is going to mesg the innocent this time?
<KidLaLa> Bill, are you still with us?
* KidLaLa knows Bill is not against us.
<GMonkey> You can save $2 on any one Hayley Mills Collection 
video.
<Volterra> so it *is* about deer? *rotfl*!
<Billprest> Still here.
<GMonkey> You can choose from Pollyanna, The Parent Trap and That 
Darn Cat.
<KidLaLa> Bill in the movie Encino Man the lead character's dog 
is played by Buffie the dog.
<Billprest> Our dog Buffy is spelled with a Y.
<KidLaLa> Picky picky picky.  Thought you'd like it.
<Billprest> And she's putting on weight, the hound.
<Billprest> Never saw Encino Man.
<Billprest> Like it a lot.  Love the name Buffy.
<KidLaLa> I just saw it this weekend for the first time.  I 
actually liked it.
<Billprest> Last movie we saw was "Sense & Sensibility."
<BabyRain> I'm supposed to see that one soon.
<Billprest> You should like it.
<BabyRain> I was going to see it tonight, before I remembered it 
was Monkeychat night
<GMonkey> Just finished taping up Karen's package o' tapes.
* KidLaLa unwraps a male Hershey bar that nice Bahb brought her.
<Volterra> male Hershey?
<GMonkey> How do you know it's male, LaLa?
<KidLaLa> One with nuts.
<Billprest> Got one of them happy endings.
<Billprest> Is it at the theater?
<Billprest> TOTGM tapes?
<Volterra> loll
<GMonkey> Yes, Bill.  Poor Karen has been episodeless for all 
these years.
<KidLaLa> Porbably more stag films.
<Billprest> Time to go.  Haircut night at our house.
<KidLaLa> porbably = probably
<GMonkey> Well, stud films anyway. :)
<Volterra> bye Bill
<GMonkey> Bye, Bill!
<Billprest> Carry on then.
<KidLaLa> Bye, Billiam!!
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<KidLaLa> Just got an email from Lorie.
<GMonkey> So did I.
<BabyRain> I never get email from anybody (sniff)
<KidLaLa> But I bet she didn't email you tapes of Jeff in some 
kissy scenes!!
<GMonkey> Nope.  She told me about Yahoo! Internet Life.
<KidLaLa> BR, thanks, I now know in what regard you hold me. :)
<GMonkey> She thinks I should contact them to get them to mention 
my site.
<KidLaLa> Why?
<GMonkey> But I'm already listed in Yahoo!
<BabyRain> You know what I mean. You guys get email from people 
outside our happy freneti c email trio
<GMonkey> Good publicity, she thinks.
<Volterra> brb
<KidLaLa> BR, I haven't got any e-mail from anyone but non-celebs 
whom I email.
<KidLaLa> I've emailed a few folks who've posted to the site and 
kinda struck up irregular chats with them.  Besides, Lorie is 
another super Jeff fan.
<Volterra> back
<BabyRain> I'm just moping for the sake of moping
<GMonkey> I hear from all sorts of folks who want tapes.
<KidLaLa> BR, no need to mope.  You should e-mail Lorie too.  
She's really neat.
<BabyRain> I wouldn't know what to say.  I'm shy.
<GMonkey> Now that you'll soon have all the episodes, BR, maybe 
you can be my Canadian distribution center.
<KidLaLa> She's got two younguns.  Maybe you could start asking 
about mom stuff.
<GMonkey> I could avoid those nasty customs folks that way. ;)
<BabyRain> But I'm not a mom.
<KidLaLa> MW, an excellent idea.
<KidLaLa> BR, but aren't you planning to be?
<KidLaLa> Soon?
<BabyRain> Well, not for at least nine months. :)
<BabyRain> Ihope.
<KidLaLa> Lorie could start advising you now, so you'll be all 
ready.
* BabyRain doesn't want to be as big as a house at the TOTGM 
gathering.
<KidLaLa> Then wait at least four or five months, you ******.
<BabyRain> I can be a ****** without having a baby.
<KidLaLa> Isn't that what I just said?  :)
<KidLaLa> And if you're a ******, what does that make our stag 
film buying MW?
<BabyRain> A ****. :)
<KidLaLa> Gotcha.
<BabyRain> All 4-letter words are bad. :)
<GMonkey> I beg your pardon!
<KidLaLa> Love, Jeff, Jake....
<BabyRain> You're a four-star general, m'dear.
<GMonkey> And was Bambi male or female?
<BabyRain> male
<KidLaLa> Bambi was male!!
<GMonkey> Can't tell from the cover art. :)
<BabyRain> I liked /flower.
<BabyRain> Flower
<KidLaLa> BR, you would!!  :)
<GMonkey> Then why aren't any guys named Bambi? :)
* KidLaLa liked the hunter.
* BabyRain slaps KidLaLa around a bit with a large trout
* KidLaLa shoots a hole through the trout carcass.
* BabyRain pouts.
<KidLaLa> BR, stop that.  You know I'm teasing.
* BabyRain pouts some more.
* KidLaLa slaps BabyRain with a dead clown.
<BabyRain> Have you read my writing on my web site?
<KidLaLa> ?!?!?!?!
<KidLaLa> BR writes?  :P
<BabyRain> I take it that means no?
* BabyRain slaps KidLaLa around a bit with a large trout
* BabyRain slaps KidLaLa around a bit with a large trout
* BabyRain slaps KidLaLa around a bit with a large trout
* KidLaLa falls down half-stunned.
<GMonkey> Are you two quite through?
* BabyRain does the famous Infant Precipitation Triple Slap
<Volterra> ouch. that's gotta hurt.
<BabyRain> I believe you mean thourough, and yes, I am. :)
* KidLaLa looks in the mirror and sees fish scales imprints on 
her face.
<BabyRain> thorough
<KidLaLa> But not thorough fair!!
<GMonkey> BR, slap her again!
<BabyRain> La, can you email Leanne that pic?  My pooter can't 
send it to her or some reason.
<KidLaLa> Sorry, couldn't resist.
<BabyRain> Oooh, that one was bad, LaLa. :)
<KidLaLa> Sure, what's the email address again?
<GMonkey> Hey, LaLa, waht about your gas bill?
<GMonkey> waht = what
<KidLaLa> MW, later.
<GMonkey> But when do you have to leave?
<KidLaLa> Don't.
<GMonkey> Neato!
<Volterra> volterra@znet.com
<KidLaLa> Volterra, trying it now.
<Volterra> got it open!!!!
<BabyRain> Yes?
<Volterra> I had to transfer the file over to the PC ....
<Volterra> but it worked ... there must be something wrong with 
my GIF Converter program that I usually use to view graphic 
files
<Volterra> sorry to put you both to so much trouble
<BabyRain> hey, I started it. :)
* Volterra now has three perfectly good copies of the pic :)
<BabyRain> So what do you think?
<KidLaLa> So mine came through too, Leanne?
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<BabyRain> uh-oh
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<KidLaLa> I'm back.
<BabyRain> It wasn't my IPTS, was it?
<Volterra> was that a conversation killer?
<GMonkey> Well, make up your mind, missy. :)
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*** BabyRain sets mode: -o KidLaLa
<KidLaLa> Thanks, MW.
*** BabyRain sets mode: +o KidLaLa
<KidLaLa> Thanks, BR.
<BabyRain> I wanted to give you ops, too. :)
<KidLaLa> You slowpoke, you.  (No pun intended!!)
<Volterra> hello???
<BabyRain> hi
<GMonkey> I'd be careful of anything BR gives you, LaLa.  
Remember, she's a ******. :)
<BabyRain> Yeah, but I'm a hetero ******.
<KidLaLa> Like I could forget that?
<Volterra> I think I'm about to lose the damn dalnet connection 
again ....
<Volterra> speak someone!
<GMonkey> Hi!
-> [Volterra] PING
<Volterra> well, if I do ... I see you all Saturday, ok?
*** KidLaLa changes topic to "Bambi Does Boragora"
<GMonkey> Okay.  Same Monkey Time, same Monkey Channel.
<KidLaLa> Yes, Leanne, we'll be there!!
<Volterra> scroll!
<BabyRain> scroll?
* Volterra was strangely lagged.
<KidLaLa> Lagging Leanne.
<GMonkey> I thought is was skoll.  Help me out, O Great Dane. :)
<Volterra> yup. you remarks all just scrolled by
<BabyRain> ARF!
<KidLaLa> But better than sagging Leanne.
<BabyRain> Actually, I think it's skoal. :)
<GMonkey> ARF?
<KidLaLa> BR, you be right!!
<Volterra> LaLa: you haven't seena pic of me yet :)
<BabyRain> You called me a Great Dane.
<GMonkey> Well, I'm Sicilian.  How would I know?
<GMonkey> Yes, yes, I did.
<KidLaLa> Leanne, ha ha, yes I have.  I get into rhyme mode and 
can't stop myself.
<Volterra> if she were Danish that would make her edible
* GMonkey finally gets the ARF!
<BabyRain> I am Danish.
<KidLaLa> Now let's not go THERE!!
<Volterra> so which is it to be BR: dog or pastry?
<BabyRain> With a name like Karen Johanne Kraglund, how could I 
be anything but danish?
<BabyRain> Danish
<KidLaLa> You could just be confused.
<GMonkey> Well, that's a given. :)
<BabyRain> You left out ******.
<KidLaLa> Hey, BR what to hear a whale joke?
<BabyRain> Sure.
<KidLaLa> what = want
<KidLaLa> How do you circumsize a whale?
<BabyRain> How?
<KidLaLa> With four skin divers.
* Volterra groans
* BabyRain groans
<KidLaLa> MW, we're waiting..
<GMonkey> It wasn't worth me expending the energy to groan. :)
<BabyRain> Lazy.
<KidLaLa> There you are.  Thought you might have been watching 
that movie.
<GMonkey> I'm sending the stag flick to my nieces.
<KidLaLa> You pervert!
<BabyRain> You aren't keeping it?
<Volterra> *gasp* corruption of the young!
<KidLaLa> Oh, I get it now.  Her "nieces"
* BabyRain thinks MW is really a madam
<KidLaLa> BR has my vote.
<GMonkey> Hey!  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
<GMonkey> If I were, BR, I'd make you one of my star employees.
<KidLaLa> LOL
<BabyRain> Why?  Becase I'm a ******?
<GMonkey> With you being a ****** and all, you'd be perfect.
* BabyRain preens.
<KidLaLa> She'd probably work for free.  :)
<BabyRain> Nope.
<KidLaLa> How about if SC was your leading man?
<GMonkey> I'd give her 10% of the cut.
<KidLaLa> Don't use the word cut in this context please.
<BabyRain> SC?  Or Jake?
<KidLaLa> Okay, my mistake, Jake.
<BabyRain> That's what I was thinking, Ms. Pohl. :)
<KidLaLa> Great minds, you know...
<GMonkey> Remember what I told you, BR, about my phrasings. :)
<KidLaLa> And that's Miss Pohl to you.
<BabyRain> Sorry.  I don't like Ms., either.  Especially now that 
I'm married.
<KidLaLa> I despise Ms.
<GMonkey> Oh, Mrs. Babyrain, you haven't answered Miss LaLa's 
question.
<KidLaLa> But hey, if anyone out there wants to use it....
<BabyRain> Which question?
<KidLaLa> Money!!
<BabyRain> Would I bed Jake without him paying me?  Is that the 
question?
<KidLaLa> Never mind.
<BabyRain> ?
<KidLaLa> So did we ever get around to talking the Monkey 
tonight?
<Volterra> nope
* BabyRain must still be recovering from the flu.
<BabyRain> I tried to talk monkey.
<Volterra> aside from SC and 7thH
<KidLaLa> BR always has some excuse.  :)
<Volterra> oh and if the monkey was really a monkey
<Volterra> almost forgot that
<BabyRain> LaLa always has a comment. :)
<KidLaLa> ???  What?
<KidLaLa> Was the monkey really a monkey?
<Volterra> Species speaking ... or whether it's some other 
simian kind
*** Retrieving #TOTGM channel info...
<KidLaLa> Ah.  Couldn't ever see it clear enough to see if it 
had a tail.
<Volterra> Hubby Dan is here
<Volterra> gotta go, later
<BabyRain> Hey, Hubby Dan!
<BabyRain> WAIT!
<KidLaLa> Looked a lot like a baboon or mandrill to me.
<GMonkey> Ciao, Volterra.
<KidLaLa> Howdy, Dan, take care of our Leanne.
<BabyRain> WAIT!  WAIT!!!!
<BabyRain> WAAAAAAAAAIT!!!!!!!!!!
<KidLaLa> But wait.
<BabyRain> Hubby Dan, what kind of monkey is the monkey?
<Volterra> it looked like a baboon to him
* KidLaLa offers Dan a high five.
<Volterra> he doesn't know what a mandrill is though :)
<BabyRain> You may leave now. :)
<BabyRain> :)
<Volterra> ok guys ... gonna go hug now ... bye!
<KidLaLa> Thanks Dan and Leanne.
<Volterra> thank you :)
<BabyRain> bye!
*** Volterra has quit IRC (Leaving)
<KidLaLa> MW missed the final departure of Volterra.  She IS 
watching that movie!!
<BabyRain> I think so.
<GMonkey> I am not watching the movie!
<BabyRain> You are.
<KidLaLa> Then why are you so slow....
<GMonkey> And I said goodbye to Leanne.
<GMonkey> Because I'm tired.
<BabyRain> Oh.
<BabyRain> Is that a hint?
<GMonkey> And my back still hurts. :(
<KidLaLa> MW also always has an excuse. :)
<KidLaLa> And what did you do to your back?
<BabyRain> Her chair
<GMonkey> It's this chair.  It stinks.
<KidLaLa> Her high chair?
<GMonkey> I'm fine if I don't sit in it too long.
<KidLaLa> Get another chair.
<GMonkey> Karen said I could sit on Pepsi. :)
<KidLaLa> Yikes!
<BabyRain> No, I said she'd sit on you. :)
<GMonkey> So, should we call it a night?
<KidLaLa> Well, I'm sorry but Bowen and Scud are not volunteering 
for that!!
<GMonkey> I could use them as foot rests. :)
<BabyRain> I hear a crib board calling me.
* KidLaLa feels strangely happy that she is feeling fine and 
dandy and the two youngsters are crashed out.
<GMonkey> You're also 3-4 hours behind us.
<KidLaLa> MW, not unless you want bloody feet!  You know Bowen 
and toes.  :)
<BabyRain> Gee, the four hour time difference wouldn't have 
*anything* to do with that, would it???
* KidLaLa will be feeling fine and dandy in four hours too.
<BabyRain> It's the weather.
<KidLaLa> If you don't believe it, call me then and see...  :P
<BabyRain> I like being married, thank you. :)
<KidLaLa> Okay, you two are excused.  (wusses)
<BabyRain> So Jeff didn't make your list?
<KidLaLa> Heard the term doofuses again on tv.
<GMonkey> That Miss and Mrs. Wuss to you, lady. :)
<KidLaLa> Jeff.  No, he's definitely my favorite actor, but never 
had a crush per se on him.
* BabyRain hands MW a shovel.
<KidLaLa> Definitely had a crush on Corky though.
<KidLaLa> BR, you didn't give me a chance to elucidate.
<BabyRain> Ahhhh.
<BabyRain> Or prevaricate.
<KidLaLa> Big crush on Corky.
<BabyRain> What's not to love?
* KidLaLa does not prevaricate. And if you say she does, she'll 
tell her mom.
<GMonkey> Oh no, BR.  You're not going to do the whole INXS 
thing, are you?
<KidLaLa> He is adorable, eh?
<BabyRain> no
<GMonkey> Thank you, BR.
* KidLaLa says a silent prayer.
<BabyRain> Actually, from what I remember from those scripts I 
wrote years ago...
<KidLaLa> Yes....
<BabyRain> ... Karen picked on Jake and considered Corky her best 
friend.
<KidLaLa> What a nice story.  :)
<BabyRain> Story?  You mean stories.  There were at least 5 of 
them.
<KidLaLa> They are all nice.
<KidLaLa> Is that better?
<BabyRain> Nice save. :)
<KidLaLa> Course I wouldn't know, having never been given the 
opportunity to read any of them!
<GMonkey> I better get going.  Leanne's tape is almost done.
<KidLaLa> Quitter.
<BabyRain> I haven't read them in ten years.
<KidLaLa> Excuse me, Miss Quitter.
<KidLaLa> BR, you haven't forgotten how have you?  :P
<GMonkey> That's Miss Tactical Retreater to you, lady. :)
<KidLaLa> Okey dokey pokey.
<BabyRain> I love you guys.
<GMonkey> We love you too.
<KidLaLa> I thought you said you were a hetero ******.
<GMonkey> Karen *loves* everyone.
<KidLaLa> Hee hee hee.
<BabyRain> There are as many different types of love as there are 
people on this planet, as far as I'm concerned.
<KidLaLa> Okay, I platonically in a friend way love you guys.
<BabyRain> You guys are my partners in crime.
<KidLaLa> I love being a partner in crime.
<GMonkey> Howdy, pardners!
* KidLaLa shoots off her six gun, but makes sure not to hit any 
living thing.
<BabyRain> I don't love David Hasselhoff.
<BabyRain> You can shoot him. :)
<KidLaLa> Who does?  Yucko to the max.
<KidLaLa> Waste of a bullet.
<BabyRain> I think I was blinded by the FC.
* KidLaLa cringes at the thought of the meaning behind that 
statement.
<BabyRain> ?
<KidLaLa> Do you mean that at one time you did love him?
<BabyRain> Okay, gals -- timefor baby to go bedtimes
<BabyRain> I was 13 and on the rebound from TOTGM
<KidLaLa> Bye bye MW.  Tomorrow.
<BabyRain> I thought I'd lost Jake forever
<GMonkey> Bye bye, everyone.
<KidLaLa> BR, I'm so sorry for you.
<BabyRain> I've had therapy since.
<KidLaLa> But you still had the smurf?
<BabyRain> Bye MW
<GMonkey> That's what the web site is for.
<BabyRain> No, the smurf left too.
<KidLaLa> Poor, poor BR.
<GMonkey> BASTARD!
<KidLaLa> MW, what you said!!
<BabyRain> I was lost, alone, saddened beyond solace.
<BabyRain> The world was an empty wasteland, affording me nothing
* KidLaLa feels her eyes leaking.
<GMonkey> And on that note, let's call it a night.
<BabyRain> Okay.
<KidLaLa> Otay.
<BabyRain> Goodnight! :)
<GMonkey> Good night, you guys.
<GMonkey> Talk to ya tomorrow.
<BabyRain> group hug
<GMonkey> huggies!
<BabyRain> platonic of course
<BabyRain> huggies!
<KidLaLa> Darkness falls.
<KidLaLa> Them diapers BR.
<GMonkey> Bye!
<BabyRain> :)
<BabyRain> bye
<KidLaLa> Not me.
Session Close: Wed Feb 05 01:35:52 1997