Session Start: Tue Feb 11 22:26:51 1997
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<GMonkey> Hello!
<BabyRain> Hi!
<BabyRain> (Darn beep)
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<BabyRain> I was just going for the ice cream. :)
<GMonkey> I just got your e-mail about the tapes.
<BabyRain> Just?
<GMonkey> Go get it then.
<GMonkey> Just!!!
<BabyRain> brb
<GMonkey> me too
<GMonkey> back
<BabyRain> back
<BabyRain> Do you like my topic?
<GMonkey> I just got your "I'm ho-ome" note.
<BabyRain> Hold me closer, Gandy Dancer ... :)
<GMonkey> What's with the bear hug?
<BabyRain> I just sent the "I'm ho-ome" note
<GMonkey> At least your mail server's working again.
* BabyRain stares in shock
<BabyRain> You don't know?
<GMonkey> Ah, could be a couple of things, I guess.
<BabyRain> Such as
<GMonkey> The heimlich manuever?
<BabyRain> ?
<BabyRain> No
<GMonkey> Ya stumped me.
* GMonkey is too tired to guess.
<BabyRain> As far as I know, that's not fatal
<BabyRain> You're stumped?
<BabyRain> Really?
<GMonkey> Could be fatal if you don't know what you're doing.
<GMonkey> I'm kinda depressed. :(
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<BabyRain> I think Jake would know
<GMonkey> Oops, never mind. :)
<KidLaLa> La Dee Da!! I be here!
<BabyRain> What's wrong, MW?
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<KidLaLa> Thanks, BR.
<GMonkey> LaLa told me that she probably wouldn't make it 
tonight.
<GMonkey> Looks like she lied to me. :)
<BabyRain> Again. :)
<KidLaLa> I'm hiding right now and may have to scurry off at 
any moment.
<BabyRain> LaLa, I'm glad you could come.
<GMonkey> Are you in MF territory, LaLa?
* KidLaLa is not a liar.
<KidLaLa> Yes, it be so sad.  Sniff.
<GMonkey> Oh dear.
* GMonkey trembles in fear for LaLa
<KidLaLa> I set out traps though.  :)
<BabyRain> But isn't the MF going on vacation?
<KidLaLa> Not until Thursday and he's going off to give a 
presentation; it's a vacation for me. :)
<GMonkey> So, LaLa, did you like the picture?
<KidLaLa> A most excellent picture.
<KidLaLa> Captured that rare essence of doofus.
<BabyRain> Which picture?
<GMonkey> I have one that's even doofier. :)
<KidLaLa> Is that possible MW?
<GMonkey> It also has an accompanying WAV file.
<BabyRain> HAHAHAHA!
<GMonkey> Hold on, I'll send them.
<GMonkey> Hey, it's topical! :)
<BabyRain> Exactement!
<BabyRain> Hey, LaLa ... I stumped MW.
<BabyRain> She even said so.
<KidLaLa> And did you accomplish this?
<BabyRain> She couldn't figure out the topic.  
<KidLaLa> Sorry, and HOW did you accomplish this?
<BabyRain> She said she wasn't trying, though.
<KidLaLa> It was the second half she had trouble with, eh?
<BabyRain> Yeah.  But I thought it would be obvious.
<KidLaLa> Only for those of us with perverted brains.  :)
<GMonkey> But I don't get the bear hug.
<BabyRain> ?
<GMonkey> I remember that big guy who nearly squeezes Corky to 
death in Shanghaied.
<KidLaLa> Synonym plus synonym MW.
<BabyRain> Yeah.  Him.
<GMonkey> Huh?
* GMonkey is still foozed
<KidLaLa> BR, did you get my greeting card?
<BabyRain> I did.  Thank you! :)
* BabyRain howls in appreciation
<KidLaLa> Thought you'd like that.
<BabyRain> Did you get my message via Patrcia?
<KidLaLa> Yes, I got all sorts of quotes of yours via MW.
<GMonkey> LaLa, the pic and song are on their way.
<BabyRain> We were singing on the phone.  You should have been 
there.
<KidLaLa> MW, thanks!!
* KidLaLa is maybe glad she wasn't?
<GMonkey> I'm your Gandy Dancer... :)
<GMonkey> And of course, Hold me closer, Gandy Dancer. :)
<GMonkey> BR, did you watch your tapes yet?
<BabyRain> MW -- NEWSFLASH!  I didn't cry when he died!
<GMonkey> Good girl!!!
<BabyRain> No, I only got to see that one.  I just got home.
<BabyRain> I cried when he almost died, though.
<GMonkey> When was that?
<KidLaLa> Gandy lives!!
<BabyRain> I want a wav file of Louie talking about the "mean 
little Bogas..." :)
<BabyRain> The brudge -- when he almost fell
<KidLaLa> Get in line, I'm still waiting for my files.  :)
<GMonkey> You cried then?!
<BabyRain> Yeah.
<BabyRain> It's my fear of falling ...
<GMonkey> You knew he wasn't gonna fall.  Good guys never fall 
from suspension bridges.
<GMonkey> Only bad guys die that way.
<BabyRain> "I'm gonna marry a Goose mechanic and keep him 
company ..."
<KidLaLa> MW, the doofiest voice I've EVER heard!
<GMonkey> How'd ya like the picture?
<KidLaLa> Not you, BR, the "guy" from the file MW just sent me.
<BabyRain> What file was it?
<KidLaLa> Pretty doofussy.
<GMonkey> FROGGY!
<BabyRain> HA!
<KidLaLa> He's a natural, all right.
<BabyRain> RIBBIT
<KidLaLa> CROAK!!
<BabyRain> MW, what Krazy Komic is scheduled for tomorrow?
<KidLaLa> We wanta know!!
<GMonkey> Well, in all fairness, I think he's supposed to being 
singing doofussly.
<GMonkey> I don't remember.  I'll have to check your list, BR.
<KidLaLa> MW is falling apart!!
<BabyRain> I actually prefer Froggy to Up on the Roof
<GMonkey> Well, she only gave me numbers to go by.
<KidLaLa> He sounds pretty good in UOTR.
<BabyRain> GACK!!
<KidLaLa> He does!!
<BabyRain> Double GACK!!!!
<KidLaLa> Now, your singing voice on the other hand...
<GMonkey> Number 3 is next on your list.
<BabyRain> MOOOOO!
<KidLaLa> BR, did you get the .wav file I sent you?
<BabyRain> No, LaLa, I didn't. :(
<KidLaLa> It should be arriving shortly then.
<BabyRain> ok
<KidLaLa> I've been downloading audio and video most of the 
day.
<GMonkey> BTW, tomorrow's komic is the swim one.
<KidLaLa> SO, MW, when do I get my .wav files?  Huh?  Huh?
<BabyRain> Is that Bruce, La?
<GMonkey> I got it.  Where did you get that?
<KidLaLa> Bruce B, yes, not Bruce C.
<BabyRain> Bruce C?
<KidLaLa> Bruce Campbell.
<BabyRain> My French teacher?
<KidLaLa> My sister's favorite actor, me like him too.
<KidLaLa> But that's another chat group.  :)
<BabyRain> I'm a McLean.  We've been feuding with the Campbells 
for 500 years or so.
<GMonkey> So will somebody please explain the bear hug.
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<GMonkey> Howdy Bill.
*** GMonkey sets mode: +o Billprest
<BabyRain> Bill!  Mon ami!  Comment ca va?
* Billprest logs in.
<KidLaLa> Billiam!!  Greetings!!
<Billprest> It warms ones heart to be greeted so heartily.
<KidLaLa> We're a hearty bunch you know.  :)
<BabyRain> Bien sur!
<KidLaLa> How's our Bill?
<Billprest> Hugs and kisses to you all.
<Billprest> Hey, dontcha just love the way Roddy McDowell says, 
"Bon chance, (perfect pause) mon ami." ?
<Billprest> Fine, by the way.
<BabyRain> How are things on l"iile de Suprendre?
<KidLaLa> Yepper.  (just for you, Bill)
<Billprest> Little old Surprise Island is finished and up & 
running.
<BabyRain> I've noticed Louie says that when people are going 
to die.
<KidLaLa> Or when he thinks they're going to die.
<Billprest> True.  Gandy comes to mind.
<BabyRain> Mine, too.
*** GMonkey changes topic to "Hold me closer, Gandy Dancer"
<BabyRain> I loved Jake's line as he leapt into the lake.
<KidLaLa> Jeff once played a character named Gandy (strangely 
enough).
<Billprest> Oh fine, remind me of Elton John.
<KidLaLa> NO MUSIC!!!!
<GMonkey> Well, nobody would explain the bear hug to me. :P
<BabyRain> We did!~
<KidLaLa> If it'd been a snake...
<GMonkey> How?  Synonym, synomym?
<Billprest> I wish they hadn't killed Gandy.
<Billprest> Karen - what was his line?  I thought it was 
"AAAAAAHHH" or something.
<KidLaLa> Bill, LOL.
<BabyRain> It was.  And he said it with such expression, too. 
:)
<KidLaLa> Bill, Gandy lives.
<Billprest> Lesley - say it's true!
<KidLaLa> It's true.
<Billprest> Yahoo!
<BabyRain> Where?
<BabyRain> On Yahoo?
<KidLaLa> I wouldn't resurrect Willie without bringing back 
Gandy too.
* GMonkey is listed on Yahoo!
<BabyRain> Willie's gone.
<BabyRain> Stalingrad 1944.
<GMonkey> LaLa's in denial.
<Billprest> Lemme guess - he came out of his coma, right after 
Jake & Louie left?
<Billprest> Oh, that kind of gone.
<KidLaLa> Willie is with Gandy on a secret search for treasure.
<BabyRain> the gold onkey idol?
<Billprest> Trivia question, anyone?
<KidLaLa> If you guys want to believe they're dead, nothing 
would make them happier.  :)
<GMonkey> Sure.
<KidLaLa> Bill, fer shure.
<Billprest> Patricia - you lay back a little on this one.
<GMonkey> Oh, okay. :(
* BabyRain sucks back the DP
* KidLaLa gnaws on a pretzel
* GMonkey pouts
<Billprest> Here goes - what year did Jack lose his eye?
<BabyRain> Question?
<GMonkey> Which time?
<KidLaLa> 1712.
<BabyRain> Which time?
<BabyRain> jinx
<Billprest> The original accident
<GMonkey> Double jinx
<BabyRain> Triple jinx with a cherry on top
<GMonkey> You mean the first time they mention it in the pilot?
* GMonkey knows this one
<KidLaLa> They're stalling Bill.
<Billprest> Lesley - be serious
* BabyRain doesn't
<KidLaLa> Sorry, it's not in me.
<GMonkey> Remember, that time in thirty...thirty four.
<Billprest> I'm not thinking of the pilot one.  I'm going from 
personal observation.
<GMonkey> When he lost your eye to that Chinese bandit...
<GMonkey> and he flew all the way to Tibet in a snow storm to 
get it back?
* GMonkey really needs to get out more often
* Billprest had a hunch Patricia might know this
<GMonkey> Well, he'll get it back this time.
<BabyRain> Not.
<Billprest> Go on, Patricia
<KidLaLa> Spit it out, Patricia.
<GMonkey> You just gotta have faith, Jack.  You just gotta have 
faith. :)
* BabyRain shakes her head in disbelief
<GMonkey> The pilot episode is the most requested episode for 
people asking for tapes.
<KidLaLa> I told you she was stalling.
<Billprest> Oh, they're playing with us, are they?
<GMonkey> And usually I'll end up watchin' them.
<Billprest> In "Legends Are Forever," Jack has both good eyes 
in 1937 aboard the C-47 cargo plane.
<GMonkey> That's because Jake would lose it and then later get 
it back.
<GMonkey> They mention that he's done that a number of times.
<KidLaLa> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
<Billprest> No, in Legends, he's got 2 good eyes.  You could 
see the cornea, the retina, etc.
<BabyRain> Is that all there is?
<GMonkey> Don't snore, LaLa.  The MF might here you.
<KidLaLa> Another error for MW!!  Three times, call a doctor!!
<GMonkey> Well, what did you expect, Bill.  Did ya think they 
were gonna rip poor Leo's eye out for realism? :)
<BabyRain> Okay, where's the real MW?
* KidLaLa feels herself getting queasy at the thought.
<Billprest> Our little Jack got his eye back last week.  A 
sailor on the U.S.S. Lanikai had it, and sold it to Jake for 
$100.
<KidLaLa> Someone stole our leader and replaced her with a 
clone!!
<GMonkey> I ain't no clone!
<KidLaLa> We should do a retinal scan to be sure though.
<BabyRain> What does U. S. S. stand for?
<KidLaLa> U some stupid.  :)
<KidLaLa> JUST kidding!!!
<BabyRain> We have HMCS up here.
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<BabyRain> Her Majesty's Canadian Ship.
<KidLaLa> Her Majesty's Canadian Sailors?
<Billprest> Did everybody pass out or something?
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<KidLaLa> Hi, Barbie!
* GMonkey is still peeved at beign called a clone. :)
<Crickett> Greetings, all!
<BabyRain> A "beigne" is a donut, Pat. :)
* GMonkey makes tyops when she's uspet. :)
<BabyRain> Hi, Barb!
<BabyRain> How's life in Laska?
<Crickett> Hi there!!
<KidLaLa> BR, in Louisiana that's beignet.
<BabyRain> Well, they're just weird. :)
<GMonkey> Oh, oh, BR!  Don't anger the Louisiana Voodoo Queen!
<BabyRain> I thought it stood for Lesley von Quackenbush.
* KidLaLa passes out beignets, pralines, boudin, crawdad heads, 
and trinkets to everyone in honor of Mardi Gras.
<Crickett> Alaska is chilly, but nice
* GMonkey thanks the LVQ
<BabyRain> Do you have poutine in LA, La?
<KidLaLa> Not spelled like that.  :)
<BabyRain> How do you spell it and what's in it?
<KidLaLa> Maybe under another name.
<Crickett> Is this everyone already??
<KidLaLa> This be it.
<GMonkey> Everyone so far.
<KidLaLa> Probably all there will be.
<GMonkey> Nobody else told me they'd be coming.
<BabyRain> We aren't good enough for ya, Barb? :)_
<KidLaLa> Wouldn't you agree, MW?
<Crickett> I saw Jeff was here on Saturday.. will he be here 
today?
<Crickett> Oh, but of course you are !!!
<GMonkey> Haven't heard from him since.
<BabyRain> Haven't heard.
<KidLaLa> Doubtful.
<KidLaLa> Not two chats in a row.
<GMonkey> Maybe his manager's got him a job already.
<KidLaLa> I thought it was anyone was good enough for BR?  :P
<KidLaLa> MW, that's a nice thought.
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<KidLaLa> Yikes.
<GMonkey> No, LaLa.  Any *man* was good enough for BR. :)
<GMonkey> Dang AOL!
<KidLaLa> Mw, si, correcto.
* BabyRain sits back and glares.  She's not easy.  In facct, 
she's damn hard to please.
<GMonkey> So Doug's told me. :)
* KidLaLa shirks from the evil rays of BR's glare.
<GMonkey> That's why he tries to please you by bringing you 
food and DP. :)
* BabyRain sticks her tongue out at them all and flaunts her 
sultriness.
<BabyRain> You're just jealous.
* KidLaLa ROTFLHAO.
<KidLaLa> Any snow on the ground in Anchortown Barbie?
<KidLaLa> BAR  BIE?
<Crickett> oh..sorry.. um... yes,
<Crickett> still some snow on the ground...
<KidLaLa> Are we keeping you awake?
<Crickett> (got distracted there)
<KidLaLa> The kittums? Or your studmuffin hubby?
<Crickett> nope.. husband just came home
<Crickett> I got a little distracted...
<Crickett> studmuffin.. yeah
<KidLaLa> We could throw things at you to keep your 
attention...  ")
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<BabyRain> Billy!
<GMonkey> Bill!!!
<Crickett> LOL...
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<Crickett> that's okay.. 
<BabyRain> Je t'ai manque!
<BabyRain> Or something like that.
<KidLaLa> Okay, no throwing things...
<KidLaLa> Hiya, Bill, welcome back!!
<KidLaLa> So, Bill when you gonna send us a picture?
<GMonkey> Did AOL kick ya off, Bill?
<BabyRain> Bad AOL.
<KidLaLa> Rude AOL.
<BabyRain> Nasty AOL.
<Billprest> Got kicked, y'all.  Sorry.
<KidLaLa> Bill seems to be lagging.
<Billprest> Things ain't workin' too well.
<KidLaLa> Me sorry.  :(
<GMonkey> DANG AOL WEENIES!!!
<BabyRain> Poor Bill.
-> [Billprest] PING
<BabyRain> So what's the best ep I still have to watch, MW?
<GMonkey> Hmmmm...well, The Late Sarah White is my personal 
favorite.
<GMonkey> Harvey directed that one. :)
<BabyRain> Yeah.  I remember liking that one.
<KidLaLa> Great Corky and Jake scene in the embassy.
<GMonkey> Once a Tiger is great too.
<KidLaLa> One of my favorites, MW.
<BabyRain> Is that the one with the cow?
<GMonkey> That was the first episode I ever saw.
<GMonkey> What cow?
<KidLaLa> BR, that's the Lady and the Tiger.
<BabyRain> Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
<BabyRain> in the TV of the night
<KidLaLa> Are you sure you're not a clone, MW?
<GMonkey> In Once a Tiger, the gang have to rescue Jake's old 
Tiger nemisis, Randall McGraw.
<GMonkey> That dirty son of a...blue faced booby. :)
* GMonkey checks and seems to be the real McCoy
<BabyRain> Bones?
<KidLaLa> Well....if you're sure.
<GMonkey> Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a mechanic!
<KidLaLa> BR, that's another chat group entirely.
<BabyRain> Oh.
<GMonkey> Damn it, Jake, I'm a mechanic not a doctor!
<BabyRain> Actually, I can do the kink thing
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<BabyRain> oh lord
<KidLaLa> We've heard that about you.
<BabyRain> LINK   I meant to type LINK
<BabyRain> HONEST.  I DID.
<GMonkey> Who killed Barbie?
* BabyRain falls on the floor laughing her head off
<GMonkey> Breathe, BR, breathe!!1
<KidLaLa> Ken!!  He found out about GI Joe.
<KidLaLa> Bill?  Are you still with us?
-> [Billprest] PING
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<BabyRain> Uh oh
<GMonkey> I think Bill's dead, too.
<GMonkey> He's dead, Jim.
<KidLaLa> Well, Barbie's been resurrected at least.
* GMonkey still thinks she's Bones McCoy
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<Crickett1> I'm back from the dead
<KidLaLa> MW doesn't have the hips to be McCoy.
<BabyRain> Whitney was resurrected as a traitorous Vulcan
<KidLaLa> Whitney, eeewwww.
<Crickett1> QUESTION!!!!
<KidLaLa> ANSWER!!!
<GMonkey> Yes?
<BabyRain> Yes?
<Crickett1> How do I send a message to someone NOT in this 
room?
<BabyRain> you type /msg and their nick
<Crickett1> thanks!!
<BabyRain> and whatever you want to say
<Billprest> Hey, I think it works now.
<Crickett1> got it
<BabyRain> Bill, how are you?
<Billprest> Is that Barbie?
<BabyRain> How old is Bob Dole?
<Billprest> Karen - fine, thanks.
<KidLaLa> Who cares?
<BabyRain> I asked a question. :(
<KidLaLa> About Bob, not Bill.
<Billprest> Isn't Bob Dole 72 or 73?
<GMonkey> 73.
<BabyRain> Good heavens!
<GMonkey> What do I get for knowing that BR?
<Billprest> Hey, who's the Prime Minister of Canada?
<BabyRain> Ummm ...
<BabyRain> Jean Chretien
<KidLaLa> Who cares?  :P
<KidLaLa> BR, just teasing you.
<KidLaLa> Bill, when you gonna send a picture?
<GMonkey> Great!  Now, it's war!
<BabyRain> That's okay.  I was watching Toy Story today and 
realized that Buzz Lightyear bears a frightening resemblance 
to Brian Mulroney.
<GMonkey> The US is gonna be invaded by Canadian Shoppers!!!
<Crickett1> Barbie here!!!!
<KidLaLa> BR, what's the name of the BAD kid in Toy Story?
<BabyRain> Sid
<KidLaLa> Thanks.
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* BabyRain babysat her nephews and niece today
<KidLaLa> There she goes again.
<GMonkey> BR, did Buzz have those glasses too?
<GMonkey> This time Barbie's ISP got her.
<KidLaLa> Didn't know you had family like that around BR.
<BabyRain> No, not the glasses.  It was the chin. :)
<KidLaLa> Bill?  Bill?
<BabyRain> I got family everywhere.  The McLeans are a big 
bunch.
<KidLaLa> A big bunch of what?
<BabyRain> of peopl
<GMonkey> A big bunch of furry people. :)
<KidLaLa> Pffft.  You're no fun anymore, girl.
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<KidLaLa> Barbie, make up your mind!! :)
<Billprest> I thought Brian Mulroney was one of the best 
looking heads of state to come along in a while.
<Billprest> Are the McLeans New Brunscheigerians?
<Crickett> No WONDER Jeff said it was difficult to get 
connected!
<KidLaLa> Now you're worrying me Bill.
<BabyRain> Brain Baloney was ugly.
<Crickett> this is nuts.
<BabyRain> And the McLeans are Scottish! :)
<GMonkey> First he wouldn't give us a list of "favorite" 
actresses, now this!
* KidLaLa has Scottish blood.
<Billprest> He was distinguished.
* GMonkey begins to wonder about our Bill
<Billprest> What am I being accused of?
<KidLaLa> MW, let's ask the wife!!  :)
* BabyRain wonders if LaLa cooks with it.
<Crickett> ?me is trying to find the bunny on her husband's 
Playboy magazine cover
<KidLaLa> How do you think I make boudin BR?
* Crickett that is
<GMonkey> Nothing, Bill.  We're an open-minded bunch of gals. 
:)
<KidLaLa> Look in the hair, Barbie!!  :P
<Crickett> in the hair.. hang on..
<KidLaLa> But wait, I didn't mean it seriously...think 
Farah....
<KidLaLa> Bill!
<Crickett> C'mon you guys!!
<GMonkey> What?
<Crickett> I'm tryin' to FIND this stupid rabbit!
<KidLaLa> Where are we going?  :)
<KidLaLa> Look for something small with long ears...  :)
<Crickett> anybody else have the March issue yet?
<KidLaLa> Don't buy it.
<GMonkey> Ah, not my cup o' tea.
<BabyRain> What are we talking about?
<KidLaLa> BR?  How's about you and Doug?
<Crickett> BR.. I'm trying to find the bunny on my husband's 
latest issue of PLAYBOY
<GMonkey> They don't need Playboy.  After all, she's a ******.  
She doesn't need any help. :)
<Crickett> it's always hidden on the cover
<Crickett> not funny.
<Crickett> :P
<GMonkey> Barbie, I was talking about BR and Doug.
<GMonkey> Now, back to Monkey Time.
<KidLaLa> Do the Monkey...
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<BabyRain> I had no other ideas
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<GMonkey> What about the frogs, BR?
<BabyRain> Question:  How many eps have Jake and Jack 
parachuting?
<BabyRain> I like the frog.
<KidLaLa> Two
<Billprest> Karen - I guess one.
<BabyRain> Do you realize even *Louie* got to kiss Jake?  
UNFAIR.
<GMonkey> Poor BR!
<BabyRain> I know of two ... MW?
* GMonkey is pondering.
<Billprest> Yeah, maybe it was two. Legends Are Forever, and 
the Dream Sequence one, yes?
<GMonkey> Jake and Jack parachute in Legends are forever
<BabyRain> Yup
<GMonkey> And the Dream in Shanghaied.
<GMonkey> And Jake solo jumps in Honor Thy Brother.
<BabyRain> I'll take your word for it
<KidLaLa> Bill....
<Billprest> Yes...
<KidLaLa> Will you send us a picture or not?
<BabyRain> Bill....
<Billprest> Yes...
<BabyRain> What picture, LaLa?
<Billprest> Yeah, what picture?
<KidLaLa> Any picture which lets us see your smiling face.
<BabyRain> I haven't scanned Mori yet.
<Billprest> I got a digital picture of me not smiling.
<KidLaLa> That would work.
<BabyRain> SEND, Bill.
* BabyRain smiles sweetly
<KidLaLa> I know what the gals look like, but you're still a 
visual stranger. :(
<Billprest> I don't want my mug splashed all over the Internet.
* BabyRain bats her lashes
<KidLaLa> We'll keep it confidential.
<GMonkey> It won't go on the internet.
<Billprest> Stop it, Karen.
<BabyRain> Honest.
<KidLaLa> Dart boards, only.  :)
<Billprest> Lesley - how encouraging!
<KidLaLa> Just teasing.  BR uses eyelashes, I use words.
* BabyRain shows a little leg
<KidLaLa> Who's little leg are you showing BR?
<Billprest> Karen - stop it at once!
* GMonkey pouts seductively
<GMonkey> Tag team, BR! :)
<KidLaLa> Bill, what's your wife's name?
<Billprest> Charlene
<KidLaLa> Do you call her Charlie?  If I may ask.
<Billprest> No.  I call her Charlene.
<KidLaLa> That works too, I reckon.  :)
<Billprest> Or "My Sweet"
<KidLaLa> Aaaawwww.
<GMonkey> brb
<BabyRain> That's sweet
<KidLaLa> There's a nice alliterative name, Charlene Cosson.
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<BabyRain> Great.  We scared him.
<KidLaLa> Yikes again.  You and me, BR.
* BabyRain stops showing a little leg.
<KidLaLa> You make it sound like it's a bad thing, BR.  :)
* KidLaLa is thankful.
<KidLaLa> I guess Barbie gave up.
<BabyRain> Poor Barbie.  Poor Bill.
<KidLaLa> What's MW's excuse?  Food no doubt.  :)
<GMonkey> Now it's just us girls!
<BabyRain> Evil LaLa. :)
<GMonkey> Me needed water!
<KidLaLa> Still no DP, MW?
<GMonkey> The bro and bimbo have a nasty habit of turning the 
heat *way* up.
<GMonkey> Of course, they don't pay the gas bill!!!
<GMonkey> Still DPless.
<KidLaLa> Are you still paying the whole thing?
<GMonkey> The dadster pays and I help him out.
<GMonkey> The other two are just leeches.
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<KidLaLa> Sheesh, they're going to be shell-shocked when you 
two move out and they have to start paying for everything.
<Billprest> They slimed me.
<GMonkey> I also help the dadster out by turning down the 
thermostat.
* BabyRain hands Pat some salt.
<KidLaLa> Bill's back.
<BabyRain> BILL!
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<Billprest> Where were we?
<BabyRain> Mori?
<GMonkey> Your sweet Charlene.
<KidLaLa> Trying to harrass you for no reason.
<Billprest> What about Mori?
<Billprest> My sweet young wife?
<BabyRain> That's where we were.
<KidLaLa> Did you marry a younger woman, Bill?
<Billprest> She wasn't a woman at the time.  She was a girl.
<KidLaLa> I'm not touching that one.
<Billprest> She was 20, I was 25.
<KidLaLa> And I thought MW was sick!  :)
* GMonkey is now thinking of Jerry Lee Lewis
<BabyRain> GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
<KidLaLa> Oh, very reasonable ages.
<GMonkey> And I'm no longer sick?! :)
<Billprest> Thank you Lesley.
<KidLaLa> For two very reasonable people.
<KidLaLa> MW, you're still very sick.  :)
* BabyRain giggles.
<GMonkey> As long as she wasn't Jailbait, Bill, it's okay with 
me. :)
<Billprest> I'm glad this all meets with everyone's approval.
<KidLaLa> High school sweeties perhaps?
<GMonkey> So, why weren't we invited to the wedding? :)
<BabyRain> Bill, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
<Billprest> We were both working at Safeway.
<Billprest> Patricia - were you born then?
<KidLaLa> Barely.
<BabyRain> WasI?
<GMonkey> What year?
<Billprest> 1976
<BabyRain> I was 6.
<Billprest> What a great year it was.
<BabyRain> I started school that year.
<GMonkey> Oh yeah!  I was nine and watched "Charlie's Angels" 
religiously.
<KidLaLa> College days for me.
<Billprest> You're all a bunch of kids.
<BabyRain> I was a Six Million Dollar Man fan.
<Billprest> Lesley, where'd you go to college?
<KidLaLa> Now you're a Tom G suck up.  :)
<KidLaLa> Bill, LSU, class of '79.
<GMonkey> And those Bicentennial Minutes. :)
<BabyRain> Some of us don't **need** to suck up. :)
<GMonkey> BR wouldn't know about those.
<BabyRain> Schoolhouse Rock?
<KidLaLa> MW, how short of your degree are you?
<GMonkey> VERY!
<KidLaLa> BR, that's still playing!!
<KidLaLa> Like two years?
<GMonkey> Just don't have the patience anymore.
<BabyRain> Conjunction Junction?
<KidLaLa> There's always night classes.
<GMonkey> I have a Conjunction Junction sweatshirt.
<KidLaLa> BR, Astro Boy!!
<GMonkey> Been there.  Bored there. :)
<BabyRain> What's your function?
<BabyRain> I hated Astro Boy, LaLa.
<GMonkey> Linking up words and phrases and clauses.
* BabyRain makes a face
<KidLaLa> You've never seen Astro Boy, BR.
<GMonkey> Five, ten, fifteen, twenty...
<BabyRain> I have so!
<BabyRain> Looks like a flying cabbage patch kid
<KidLaLa> Then what was his sister's name?  His mentor?
<GMonkey> Remember, LaLa, the Canucks are always behind us. :)
<BabyRain> Soaring high in the sky (something something) Astro 
Boy, Astro Boy
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<BabyRain> I don't remember it.  I hated it so much I changed 
the channel.  Without a remote!
<GMonkey> Oh dear.  We lost him again.
<KidLaLa> Astro Boy as you fly, soaring high in the sky, people 
cheer you, you're a hero, as you go, go, go Astro Boy!
* BabyRain slaps KidLaLa around a bit with a large trout
* BabyRain again resorts to violence.
<KidLaLa> I am well and truly disappointed to hear that BR.
<BabyRain> AstroBoy sucked rocks. :(
<KidLaLa> I guess you didn't get it.
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<BabyRain> Didn't get it???
<GMonkey> Hmmm... how about Isis!
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<Billprest> They treatin' me rude tonight.
<KidLaLa> Astro Boy was and is the absolute best children's 
cartoon show ever aired.
<BabyRain> Poor Bill.
<GMonkey> Hey, gals, have you realized that...
<KidLaLa> Poor poor Bill.
* GMonkey stops short, remembering not to jinx herself
<BabyRain> What?
<BabyRain> Oh/
<GMonkey> Oh mighty Isis (Isis...Isis). :)
* GMonkey is having '70s kid TV flashbacks
<KidLaLa> Hey, MW, I tried to download the WW theme song for 
you today, but the file got corrupted.
<GMonkey> :(
<BabyRain> I don't remember that one.  
<KidLaLa> Herculoids were cool.
<Billprest> I keep getting whacked.
<GMonkey> I think Isis aired with Shazam.
<KidLaLa> Bill, stand up for yourself!!
<KidLaLa> MW, one season it did for sure.
<KidLaLa> Shazam, now that was lame.
<GMonkey> Hey, did you guys get the apology from Dalnet?
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<BabyRain> yup
<BabyRain> Uh-oh
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<GMonkey> Oh dear.  They got LaLa!
*** BabyRain sets mode: +o KidLaLa
<KidLaLa> I got myself actually.
<BabyRain> And we got her back!
<KidLaLa> Is Bill okay?
<GMonkey> At least Dalnet's polite.
<GMonkey> I think they got Bill.
-> [Billprest] PING
<KidLaLa> Sigh.
<BabyRain> I have Bill.  MWAHAHAHAHAAA!
<GMonkey> Give him back, BR!
<KidLaLa> What are you doing to him?
<GMonkey> She's showing him more leg. :)
<BabyRain> DCCing. :)  I think he's lagging here.
<Billprest> Hey Lesley, loan me that handgun you were slinging 
around last week.
<GMonkey> I got a 2 sec ping.
<KidLaLa> Bill, take it, it's yours.
<BabyRain> Uh oh.  He's gonna shoot me. :(
* GMonkey throws herself in front of Babyrain, just like Todo 
does for Koji in Mourning Becomes Matuka
<GMonkey> Nice seg, eh? :)
<Billprest> I just got a message from Dalnet, apologizing for 
all the glitches tonight.
<KidLaLa> MW, are you crazy?
<BabyRain> Well done.  But his name was Dodo. :)
<KidLaLa> Quit picking on Todo!!
<BabyRain> Dodo.
<GMonkey> Toto!
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<GMonkey> Barbie's back.
<KidLaLa> Well, if you're going to be a brat, BR, I'll call it 
a night.
<Crickett> <---Having a helluva time staying connected!!
*** GMonkey sets mode: +o Crickett
<BabyRain> I'm always a brat, LaLa.  Don't you read the logs? 
:)
<GMonkey> Dalnet has apologized for the problems.
<Crickett> ooh.. did I interrupt something?
<GMonkey> Just the old Todo/Dodo/Toto debate. :)
<BabyRain> His name was Dodo -- no matter how it was 
mis-spelled in the scripts.
<KidLaLa> Bill rejected BR and she's taking it out on me.
<Crickett> okay
<BabyRain> Bill did not reject me!
<BabyRain> Did you, Bill?
<Crickett> I'm not getting into this one
<KidLaLa> Oh, the gun was for Doug then?
<Billprest> Lesley, I didn't want to borrow your gun to blast 
Karen (perish the thought), but to take a few potshots at 
the AOL people.  Turns out it was the DALNET people.
<GMonkey> The spurned lover!
<Crickett> never did find the damned rabbit, anyway
<BabyRain> Doug already has a gun ... and what a nice gun it 
is, too ...
<KidLaLa> Bill.  Okay, didn't think you were that kind of guy.
<GMonkey> Has he shot his gun lately, BR? :)
<KidLaLa> Br, now you're being an obscene brat.
* Crickett is the best female Bullseye shooter in Alaska
<KidLaLa> MW, you're only encouraging her.
<GMonkey> I know. :)
* BabyRain gives the channel a knowing, sultry look ...
<KidLaLa> Barbie, I know a few folks in Fairbanks that might 
dispute that claim. :)
<Billprest> Is Bullseye some kind of competition?
<GMonkey> Now, now, BR, don't work yourself into a lather. :)
<BabyRain> Did video kill the radio star?
<KidLaLa> Don't worry, Bill it's not a typo for Billseye.
<Billprest> Lesley my dear - what a relief!
<Crickett> kinda scary, isn't it?
* Crickett placed first in women's competition last yr and this 
yr too
<Billprest> WTG Crickett!
<KidLaLa> Regional or state?
<Crickett> LaLa... Bring 'em on!! Both Regional AND State.
<Crickett> I placed first in both
<Crickett> for women
<Billprest> What caliber?
<KidLaLa> Then you should be the one lending guns to Bill.
<Crickett> Am in charge of hosting this yr's sectional
<GMonkey> Now, back to MonkeyTime.
<BabyRain> What does this ave to do with Monkey?  Sorry, guys.  
But I've got ten episodes I haven't seen in half my lifetime 
and if we aren't going to chat Monkey, I wanna go watch 
them! :)
<Billprest> Monkey chat, then.
<KidLaLa> I had a monkey chat with Jeff today.
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<BabyRain> Did you, La?  Did he get the Komics?
<Billprest> Jeff, my favorite actor?
<KidLaLa> He told me he lost a bunch of stuff on his computer 
and I had to resend my stuff.  Hmmmm.  Maybe you should 
resend the comics.
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<Crickett> back... one last itme
<KidLaLa> Bill, all our favorite.
<Crickett> time
<Billprest> Yes he is.
<BabyRain> You aren't having much luck, are you Barb?
<Crickett> no luck at this, anyway!
<KidLaLa> SC has lost all his former fans who are now Jeff 
fans.
<GMonkey> But we still like SC too.
<Crickett> LOl
<BabyRain> Do you know if he got them at all, LaLa?  I don't 
want to bug him.
<KidLaLa> Speak for yourself, MW.
<Crickett> yep
* GMonkey is trying to cover all bases in case SC is reading
<KidLaLa> BR, you'll just have to decide for yourself dear.  He 
lost a bunch he said and my stuff was from last week, so I 
would guess your stuff too.
<Billprest> Stephen Collins has a whole bunch of really 
animated, rubbery expressions which really helped make the 
character.
* Crickett will always be a Jeff fan
<BabyRain> I'm still an SC fan.  But I am really impressed with 
Jeff.  He is such a beautiful human being.
<KidLaLa> I thought that was rubbery cigar Bill.
<KidLaLa> Yeah, his note today was really sweet.
<Crickett> getting slow on my end again... guess I'll call it a 
night!
<BabyRain> Bye, Barb!  Thanks for coming. :)
<KidLaLa> Camai, Boydster!!
<GMonkey> Ciao, Barb!
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<Barbie> Whose note??
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<BabyRain> By the way, Pat ... the cigar thing in LAF *was* 
impressive.  I think he must've lodged it in there somehow 
in order to talk around it.
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<KidLaLa> They're dropping like flies.
<GMonkey> You just don't find that talent in the young actors 
today.
<KidLaLa> Either of you watch Psi Factor?
<BabyRain> No
<GMonkey> No
<BabyRain> Why?
<KidLaLa> Well, then never mind!!
<KidLaLa> How about X-Files?
<BabyRain> I love Jack.
* BabyRain pouts.
<GMonkey> Jack loves you too, BR.
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<GMonkey> No!
<BabyRain> Where'd she go?
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<GMonkey> And then there were two.
*** BabyRain sets mode: +o KidLaLa
<KidLaLa> Am I lagging?
<BabyRain> plus one
<GMonkey> Okay, make that three.
-> [KidLaLa] PING
<KidLaLa> So, youse two watch X-Files?
<BabyRain> no
<GMonkey> Nope.
<GMonkey> Nope on the lag part.
<GMonkey> Not usually on the X-files part.
<KidLaLa> Hmmm, maybe we don't have much in common after all.  
:(
<BabyRain> nope on both parts
<BabyRain> I don't watch tv.  I only watch one show.
<KidLaLa> Which is?
<GMonkey> And she cries everytime she watches.
<BabyRain> "&th Heaven"
<BabyRain> 7th Heaven
<BabyRain> Every time.
<BabyRain> It's an SC conspiracy, I tell ya.
<KidLaLa> All the shows there are in the world and that's the 
only one you watch?
<BabyRain> Yup.
<KidLaLa> You are truly perverted.  :)
<BabyRain> Please bear in mind I don't have cable.  I only have 
three channels, and one is owned by the govt.
* GMonkey watches a few other shows, but also watches 7th 
Heaven
<BabyRain> I had another SC dream last night.
<KidLaLa> You're living in a world of oppression BR.
<GMonkey> I heard this one.  It's a doozy. :)
<BabyRain> No.  Just can't be bothered to watch  tv
<GMonkey> That's why I send her Monkey Tapes.
<BabyRain> That's why we don't have cable
<KidLaLa> But it's like having a library in your home!!
<BabyRain> Can't see tv from computer so why bother with it?
<BabyRain> I do have a library in myhome
<KidLaLa> Man, I'd cry if I didn't have my educational 
channels.
<BabyRain> All those books I haven't read yet ...
<BabyRain> I want to go watch my tapes, guys.
<KidLaLa> I've read all the books in my house.  Better get 
crackin
<GMonkey> Is that a hint, BR?
<BabyRain> maybe
<KidLaLa> She wants to dump us.
<GMonkey> Should we wrap this up then.
<BabyRain> I want to monkey
<KidLaLa> Fine by me.
<GMonkey> I don't think anybody's coming back.
<BabyRain> We don't have to ... it's just ...
<GMonkey> Okay, we'll meet again on Saturday then.
<KidLaLa> You want us to leave, admit it!
<BabyRain> We chat all day in email.  I want to talk monkey 
now.  You know?
<KidLaLa> Can't make it Saturday.  :(
<BabyRain> What?
<GMonkey> Your homework assignment for Saturday's chat, BR, is 
to watch all the episodes.
<KidLaLa> Meffa be closed.
<GMonkey> Is the school closed?
<GMonkey> :(
<BabyRain> Meffa?
<KidLaLa> Not my idea!!
<BabyRain> Oh right
<GMonkey> &%^_(^%_ President's Day Holiday!
<BabyRain> What the heck is that?
<KidLaLa> It's not the holiday at all.
<GMonkey> Really?  Just no classes?
<KidLaLa> Just no classes, right.
<KidLaLa> There were supposed to be, but not enough enrolled.
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<GMonkey> Well, make someone teach a class, dangnabit!
<GMonkey> Hi, Bill.
<KidLaLa> I'm going to start teaching some computer classes 
this summer.
<Billprest> My Dalnet buddies dropped me like a bad habit 
again.
<KidLaLa> Hiya, Bill.
<BabyRain> Bill, you are persistence personified
<Billprest> Did I miss significant stuff?
<BabyRain> No
<KidLaLa> Nada.
<GMonkey> BR wants to watch her tapes now.
<Billprest> Or was it just food & fur?
<KidLaLa> BR wants to dump us.
<BabyRain> Oh my!  We haven't mentioned fur yet!  I can't go!
<Billprest> Say it ain't so.
* Billprest slaps Billprest around a bit with a large trout
<KidLaLa> What's fur got to do with it?
<Billprest> What have I done?
<KidLaLa> You masochist!!
<BabyRain> What is fur anyway?
<GMonkey> Well, since we're having problems with the server, we 
might as well call it a night.
<KidLaLa> Bill, do you watch X-Files?
<Billprest> Never seen the X-files.
*** BabyRain sets mode: +o Billprest
<GMonkey> Sorry, LaLa.
<KidLaLa> You all are really missing out.
<Billprest> I'm not much for all that metaphysical hocus-pocus 
stuff.
<KidLaLa> Don't be sorry for me, I never miss it.
<KidLaLa> It's not metaphysical actually.
<GMonkey> I have to ask this.  Bill, do you watch 7th Heaven?
<Billprest> We have seen the last coupla episodes of JAG.
<Billprest> I saw the first episode of 7th, then part of the 
second.
<KidLaLa> Do you like JAG?  I can't get into it.
<GMonkey> Me no like JAG.  No FC! :)
<Billprest> JAG has potential.
<KidLaLa> Besides it's opposite Millennium, one of my 
favorites.
<KidLaLa> I will watch JAG if Jeff guests.
<Billprest> Patricia, the other night Harm had his shirt open 
at the collar, and the way the shadows were, it looked like 
hair.
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*HAVE* to go watch TOTGM.  Hugs!!!)
<GMonkey> Bye, BR!
<GMonkey> Have fun!
<KidLaLa> Now's there a rude departure.
* Billprest wipes a tear of goodbye for Karen
<GMonkey> Next on her list is Escape From Death Island.
<Billprest> We saw that last night.
<KidLaLa> Well, that is a good episode with great lines.
<GMonkey> She just couldn't keep Corky waiting.
<KidLaLa> He's a ten-inch high dog!  Filthy blighters!!
<Billprest> Corky - the hero of Lagoda.  And it seems, the 
Monkey page also.
<KidLaLa> What makes you say that Bill?
<GMonkey> So, should we adjorn until Saturday?  All of us 
except LaLa. :(
<Billprest> Jake dining with the 'warden' and then asking for 
the leftovers to be taken out to the prisoners didn't make 
much sense.
<KidLaLa> :(
<KidLaLa> It does if Jake's a doofus.
<KidLaLa> Sorry MW.
<Billprest> Lesley, please be circumspect.
<Billprest> Girls!
<KidLaLa> But that's no fun Bill.
<GMonkey> Jake could be a bit dense at times, but his heart was 
in the right place.
<KidLaLa> Too much in the right place.
<Billprest> Just cause Jake had a hard time bonding...
<KidLaLa> With women, Bill.
<KidLaLa> Had no trouble male bonding.
<Billprest> He could have been warmer with Corky as well.
<GMonkey> Hmmm...you don't suppose...
<Billprest> And his idea of male bonding was a good fistfight.
<KidLaLa> He had to be tough with Corky for Corky's sake.
<GMonkey> Tough love.
<KidLaLa> And he bonded well with Louie, Jack, and Gandy.
<Billprest> Patricia, don't make me come out there and slap 
you.
<GMonkey> Huh?
<KidLaLa> He's lagging MW.
<GMonkey> Ah.
<KidLaLa> Responding to your Hmmm line.
<GMonkey> I guess that's a hint that we should call it a night.
<GMonkey> Bill's gonna get zapped any second.
<KidLaLa> Fine, you want to dump us too!
<Billprest> I don't think he bonded all that well with Jack.  
They were friends, of course, but he never petted Jack.
<Billprest> Well okay.  If we must.
<GMonkey> Just got an e-mail from Lorie.  She wants a copy of 
the Jeff chat.
<KidLaLa> Why does this have to happen where I'll get stuck in 
the middle of rush hour traffic!!?
<KidLaLa> Oooh, I was going to send her that MW.
<GMonkey> Sorry.
<Billprest> Lesley, it's a conspiracy.  What are we to do?  She 
is, after all, the Monkey Woman.
<GMonkey> I'll take care of it, LaLa.
<Billprest> Get a laptop, and a cellular hookup, and type 
during the traffic jams.
<KidLaLa> She said she already asked you once and didn't want 
to ask again.
<KidLaLa> I just didn't volunteer in time.
<GMonkey> She did?  Hmmm...I remember her asking for Karen's 
story, but not the chat.
* GMonkey must be slipping
<KidLaLa> I meant asked you to send her something once before, 
not this.
<Billprest> Patricia - do you want pictures of Mori?
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<GMonkey> Sure, Bill.  Thanks.
<GMonkey> I guess I should send that chat log to Lorie before I 
forget.
<Billprest> I've got some better ones than the ones I sent 
Karen.  They're more recent.
<GMonkey> Sounds great.
<GMonkey> See ya next week.
<Billprest> Well, take care of yourself.
<GMonkey> Toodles!
Session Close: Wed Feb 12 00:38:39 1997