Session Start: Sun Dec 08 19:50:41 1996
*** Now talking in #TOTGM
*** GMonkey sets mode: +s
*** GMonkey changes topic to "MonkeyChat - Weekend Edition"
*** PepsiPup (babyrain@stjhts15c32.nbnet.nb.ca) has joined 
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*** PepsiPup is now known as BabyRain
<BabyRain> yo
<GMonkey> 'Bout time, Girl!
<GMonkey> Monkey Woman was getting anxious.
<BabyRain> Took me a few tries to get connected
<GMonkey> I have a feeling it's gonna be just you and me, kid.
<BabyRain> So, here we are. :)
<GMonkey> Both of us lonely. :)
<BabyRain> Not *that* lonely, MW. :)
<GMonkey> You were supposed to type, "Let's make it last".
* BabyRain is stuffing her face
<BabyRain> Oh. :)
<GMonkey> Don't you know the song, "We've Got Tonight" or 
whatever it's called.
<BabyRain> Yup.  Just couldn't place it a minute ago. :)
<GMonkey> Too busy stuffing your face. :)
<BabyRain> Yup. :)
<BabyRain> So, you travelled to Toyland and back?
<GMonkey> I'm such a good do-bee. :)
<GMonkey> Had to do a little shopping down in that area anyway.
<BabyRain> You are indeed. :)
* BabyRain is finding it hard to type around the trough
<GMonkey> What goodies, praytell, have you surrounded yourself 
with?
<BabyRain> Just french fries.  Nothing too exciting. :)
*** GMonkey sets mode: +o BabyRain
<GMonkey> Had french fries for lunch.  Weird karma again. :)
<BabyRain> Oooh.  Thank you! :)  Now I can kick allt hose other 
people off.
<GMonkey> Didn't want you to think I had a superiority complex. 
:)
<BabyRain> You?  Never. :)
<GMonkey> I already *know* I'm superior! :)
<BabyRain> So .... whaddaya wanna talk about? :)
<BabyRain> Yeah, I know you know. :)
<GMonkey> Hmmm...we could talk about all the people who wussed 
out of today's chat. :)
<BabyRain> That's a big list.  Where do we start? :)
<BabyRain> Laundry woman? :)
<GMonkey> How about Leanne?  She's the reason we're here in the 
first place. :)
<BabyRain> Weird karma. :)
<GMonkey> All of us Monkiacs share some sort of weird karma.
<BabyRain> I wonder how Les Jankey is doing.
<GMonkey> I haven't heard from Darrell in a while.
<GMonkey> He did say that Les was to be released this weekend.
<BabyRain> I hope he's feeling better.
<GMonkey> I hope so too.
<GMonkey> At least he has an excuse for not being here. :)
<BabyRain> Harvey's site is pretty cool, eh?
<GMonkey> Harvey's a pretty cool dude.
<BabyRain> He looks more like a Bob, though, than a Harvey.
<BabyRain> Don't you think?
<GMonkey> Should we call him Bob instead?  I don't think he likes 
the name Harvey, or so Lesley told me.
<BabyRain> Okay.  We'll call him Bob. :)
<GMonkey> I hope we don't confuse him. :)
<BabyRain> Do you think Tom is ever going to come IRC with us?
<GMonkey> I think it scares him. :)
<BabyRain> So what's SC's excuse?  Too busy? :)
<GMonkey> He never reads the boards so how is he to know about 
the chat?
<BabyRain> You could always tell him. :)
<GMonkey> He'd just say he was too busy. :)
<BabyRain> By the way, thank you.
<GMonkey> You're welcome.  For what? :)
<BabyRain> You have cleared up a mystery for me.
<GMonkey> Which one?
* GMonkey feels like Agatha Christie
<BabyRain> I kept thinking the name "Nick" whenever I saw recent 
pics of SC and couldn't, for the life of me, figure out why.
<GMonkey> You forgot about that TV classic, Tattingers? :)
<GMonkey> Just because it got the axe after two months.
<BabyRain> Apparently.  I think I watched it once.  No plane, no 
dog, no interest. :)
<GMonkey> He did, however, appear nearly naked in every episode. 
:)
* GMonkey gets a warm and fuzzy feeling remembering
<BabyRain> I'm pretty sure I'd remember that.
<GMonkey> Guess you missed the good parts. :)
<BabyRain> Are you sure "warm" and "fuzzy" are the proper 
adjectives? :)
<BabyRain> I let Jeff know we were chatting today, so he might 
come.
<GMonkey> Well, after seeing him nearly naked, you'd agree that 
fuzzy is an appropriate word. :)
<GMonkey> Lesley and I let him know too, but haven't heard 
anything from him.
<BabyRain> Yes, indeed.  So you were feeling Fuzzy, were you? :)
<GMonkey> I wish! :)
<BabyRain> I've got my own fuzzy man. :)
<GMonkey> Yes, you lucky little thing you.  Just go and rub it 
in. :)
<BabyRain> :) :) :)
<GMonkey> Stop smirking! :)
<BabyRain> ;)
<BabyRain> Well, my fries are all gone.
<GMonkey> Did you get something in your eye?
<BabyRain> Yeah.  Fuzz. :)
<GMonkey> Poor BabyRain.  Fry-less. :(
<BabyRain> I NEED DP/
<GMonkey> But not fuzz-less. :)
<GMonkey> So do I.  My glass is empty.
<BabyRain> My house is empty. :)
<GMonkey> Mine's not. :(
<BabyRain> I'm getting old. :(
<GMonkey> We all are, dearie.  It happens like that.
<BabyRain> I want to be 12 again. :)
<GMonkey> I don't think I want to be 12.  I just want it to be 
1982 again. :)
<BabyRain> That's when I was twelve, as you well know. :)
<BabyRain> Geriatric Monkey Woman. :)
<GMonkey> I know, but I want to be about my current age back 
then.  Ya know what I mean?
<BabyRain> Oh, *I* see.  You wanted to get to SC before Faye did. 
:)
<GMonkey> Hey, never thought of that. :)
<BabyRain> Suuuuure. :)
<GMonkey> But, I don't think I want him.  She can have him.
<BabyRain> By the way, there *is* a blond man on the face of this 
earth I find attractive in a sense-stirring kind of way.  I 
saw him yesterday while I was at work. :)
<GMonkey> Oooo, what did he look like?
<BabyRain> He didn't need a hat.
<BabyRain> He looked just like my buddy Lindsay.
<GMonkey> Well, that doesn't help me in the least. :)
<BabyRain> He was about 6' tall, blond hair, denim blue eyes, 
broad shoulders ...
<GMonkey> Yum!
<BabyRain> Come to think of it, it *was* my buddy Lindsay.  He 
was all dressed up for work and shocked the living daylights 
out of me. :)
<GMonkey> Oh, oh!  BR's getting naughty thoughts about her buddy. 
:)
<BabyRain> It's twilight here.  Is it twilight there?
<GMonkey> Not yet.  In about an hour or so.
<BabyRain> I've always had naughty thoughts about my buddy.  Just 
never stupid enough to wreck our perfect friendship. :)
<GMonkey> So, is he married?
* GMonkey needs a man!!!
<BabyRain> Nope.
<BabyRain> Cn't have my buddy Lindsay.
<BabyRain> no
<GMonkey> Okay, is he straight?
<BabyRain> uh-uh. :)
* BabyRain has a possessive streak
<BabyRain> Yes, he's straight.
<GMonkey> You can still be his buddy.  I just want his body. :)
<GMonkey> It gets cold here in the wintertime. :)
<BabyRain> We have a running joke about spending Labour Day 
weekend together.  The joke kkind of died when I got married, 
though. :)
<BabyRain> Get some long underwear, MW. :)
<GMonkey> I hope so.  BTW, I'm available that weekend. :)
<BabyRain> Actually, now that I think of it, I think Linds was a 
TOTGM fan.
<GMonkey> Don't tease me, BR! :)
<BabyRain> When you come visit me, I'll introduce you to him.
<BabyRain> As long as you promise to behave yourself. :)
<GMonkey> I can be there in 8 hours. :)
<GMonkey> See ya around midnight. :)
<BabyRain> It'll take me at least that to clean my house! :)
<GMonkey> Monkey Woman promises nothing. :)
<GMonkey> Okay, I'll wait until spring.
<BabyRain> Do you want me to just tell you where he works, so 
that you don't have to waste time talking to me?
<BabyRain> :)
<GMonkey> That's okay.  Just give me his home address. :)
<BabyRain>  I don't have it.  He's recently moved and I lost 
touch for a little while.  I only just got his new number 
yesterday.
<BabyRain> brb checking laundry
<GMonkey> Fine.  I'll just talk to myself.
<GMonkey> yadda, yadda, yadda
<BabyRain> Well, that's informative. :)
<GMonkey> I don't need to inform myself.  I'm already informed. 
:)
<BabyRain> brb putting another load in
<GMonkey> grrrrrrrrrrr!
<BabyRain> What?  I could leave you here all by yourself 
completely. :)
<BabyRain> I only get one day off, remember? 
<GMonkey> Maybe, we should end this chat.
* BabyRain wonders if Monkey Woman has had her shots. :)
<GMonkey> Nobody's here but us. :(
<BabyRain> Why?  I'm good for another hour at this point. :)
<BabyRain> I'm not good enough for you, eh?
<BabyRain> (sniff)
<GMonkey> You got some more DP, didn't you?
<BabyRain> Nope.  None in the house.
<GMonkey> I always talk to you, BR.
<GMonkey> But is our conversation interesting enough to post to 
the site?
<BabyRain> No munnies, either.  I'm DP-less.  Haven't had any in 
two days.  This is my proof that I'm not an addict.
<BabyRain> We can make it interesting.  
<GMonkey> I just bought 3 2 liter (or is it litre) bottles this 
morning. :)
<GMonkey> It was on sale. NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
<BabyRain> Do you tihnk it would have wrecked the show if Jake 
and Sarah had gotten together?
<BabyRain> You want me to hate you, don't you? :)
<BabyRain> tihnk=think'
<GMonkey> No, on both counts.
<GMonkey> They were practically together during the show.  It 
might have added a new dimension to the show.
<BabyRain> Oh, sure.  You want to stir up interesting 
conversation, and add to it with a monosyllable.
<BabyRain> That's better. :)
<GMonkey> Yep. :)
* BabyRain slaps GMonkey around a bit with a large trout
* GMonkey slaps BabyRain with a 2-liter bottle of DP
<GMonkey> Diet Pepsi flying everywhere!!! :)
* BabyRain grabs it and hangs onn for dear life
<BabyRain> I need a new keyboard
<GMonkey> Are you chugging it right now?
<BabyRain> Too many repest ;letters
<BabyRain> repeat
<GMonkey> Don't blame your keyboard for your lack of typing 
skill. :)
<BabyRain> Aargh.  Can't type today.
<GMonkey> That's better.
<GMonkey> Now, do you think it would have wrecked the show if 
Jake and Sarah had gotten together?
<BabyRain> No, because there wasn't a whole lot of tension to 
wreck.
<GMonkey> Besides, they weren't the center of the show.  There 
were plenty of other characters and relationships.
<BabyRain> Exactly.
<BabyRain> And blessings. :)
<GMonkey> So much for this debate?
<BabyRain> Kind of hard to debate when we agree.
<GMonkey> Hmmm...how about, do you think it would have wrecked 
the show if Corky and Sarah had gotten together? :)
<BabyRain> Yes.
<GMonkey> A little love triangle to liven things up. :)
<BabyRain> No.
<GMonkey> Aw, you're no fun.
<BabyRain> The reason it wouldn't work is because Corky is 
Sarah's friend.  Her buddy.
<BabyRain> I am so fun.
<GMonkey> Well, then how about Sarah and Willie?
<BabyRain> You think he'd just stick with Sarah?
<GMonkey> Nope. :)
<GMonkey> She could try to reform him. :)
<BabyRain> Well, knowing her jealous streak, that would liven 
thingsup. :)
<BabyRain> Pun intended?
<GMonkey> But would Jake get jealous?
<GMonkey> No puns.  Lesley is the punmaster.
<BabyRain> Would Jake notice?
<GMonkey> He probably would and then pout about it. :)
<BabyRain> And Jack would tell him it was all his own fault. :)
<GMonkey> Smart Jack! :)
<BabyRain> How did they get Leo to sneeze on cue?
<GMonkey> I hope no animal cruelty was involved.
<BabyRain> Blow air in his nose?
<GMonkey> He was just an *incredibly* talented canine.
<BabyRain> Only for the monkeys.  They turned one to brass
<GMonkey> Don't make me slap you again, BR.
<BabyRain> Threats, threats, threats ...
<GMonkey> Would you prefer action? :)
<GMonkey> Remember, I know where you live! :)
<BabyRain> I'd prefer some heavenly hash ice cream with some DP 
to wash it down. :)
<BabyRain> I know where you live, too. :)
<GMonkey> But you don't have directions on how to get here. :)
<BabyRain> Don't need them. :)
<GMonkey> And you don't have a car!
<BabyRain> Technicality.
<GMonkey> And you can't drive!
<BabyRain> Legally?  No. :)
<GMonkey> Anyway, back to Monkey.
<BabyRain> So the guest rooms had two doors each?  One to outside 
and one leading to the bar?
<GMonkey> Yes.
<GMonkey> More monosyllables. :)
<BabyRain> I never understood that before.
<GMonkey> What's so hard to understand?
<BabyRain> I just didn't realize it.  Remember. I was only 
twelve. :)
<GMonkey> Now, don't you feel so much smarter? :)
<BabyRain> Yes. :)
<GMonkey> Glad to have helped. :)
<BabyRain> Tell me all about the clipper.  Everything you know.
<GMonkey> It was a big plane.
<GMonkey> It could land on water.
<BabyRain> It was ugly, too.
<GMonkey> That's about it. :)
<BabyRain> Did you want to slap Whiney silly?
<BabyRain> I mean Whitney
<GMonkey> Freudian slip!!! :)
<BabyRain> Yup
<GMonkey> No, not really.  Though I was kinda hoping that Sarah 
would deck her. :)
<BabyRain> Me too.  I was surprised she didn;t.
<GMonkey> Probably didn't want to break a nail. :)
<BabyRain> No way would you catch me being stuck in behind when 
someone else was sitting up front with my man.
<GMonkey> Oh, oh!  BabyRain *is* possessive. :)
<BabyRain> Absolutely. :)
<GMonkey> Well, Sarah made it up front and got next to Jake.
<BabyRain> True.
<GMonkey> And who was standing with him in the end?  Not Whitney.
<BabyRain> Well, do you think we should call it a day?
<GMonkey> Guess so.  I think we did our duty.
<BabyRain> Yup.  No one else came.
<GMonkey> :(
<GMonkey> There's gonna be hell to pay!!!
<BabyRain> :(
<GMonkey> So, will you chat on Tuesday night?
<BabyRain> I'd settle for cash. :)
<BabyRain> as long as he doesn't need me to stay late, I'll be 
here.
<GMonkey> Good.
<BabyRain> See you then?
<GMonkey> And then at least we'll have LaLa.
<BabyRain> True.
<GMonkey> Of course.  Have I missed a chat yet?
<BabyRain> I hope santa brings her a computer
<GMonkey> We could all chip in and get her one.
<BabyRain> I could start rolling some pennies.
<GMonkey> I don't like holding MonkeyChats without LaLa.
<GMonkey> Every little bit helps.
<BabyRain> No.  It's just not the same.
<GMonkey> Well, see ya Tuesday.
<BabyRain> See ya Tuesday.
*** BabyRain has quit IRC (Going to get more Diet Pepsi!!!)
Session Close: Sun Dec 08 21:06:24 1996